The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[snipelfritz]

Fell asleep in the car through class...

[TroySanders]

Hi I'm Andy from Pro Guitar Shop and today we're checking out my giant cock.

[maz91379]

ITS GOT TRUE BYBASS SWITCHING AND NO TONE SUCK ANALOG BITCHES,,,,

Um i had a good night although im pretty much sober now.

[IEatCats]

Shitty drunk. Crown Royal at a party. One of the few times I've ever let myself get drunk at a party. Bailed when people started arguing, luckily, cops showed up after I bailed (people were arguing).
I have 80% of a bottle of Jager that's gunna sit in my freezer until I decide to have a party now, though.

Jesus Christ, that Crown hit me hard over the last hour or so.

[IEatCats]

Shit. Loads of recursion in my last post.

We didn't have shot glasses, so I've been having a lot of whiskey tonight.

Fuuuuck.

[IEatCats]

Note to future self: When you're at a comfortable fucked up, stop drinking, because shit hits you slow, and in an hour, you'll be way beyond comfortable drunk.

See: Now. Where a shower doesn't even do much.

Oh God, this is terrible.

[snipelfritz]

Fuck, at least you had good whisky. And I can't help but find Jager quite tasty, whether it's mixed or neat.

Goodness, I'd like to get high, but my dad is snoozing downstairs and I'm sick of wasting gas, driving around town and sitting around in my car just so I can smoke up.

[PorkusAbyssus]

Drunk, so godamn drunk
Spilled the fucking bongwater
Mops up with TP

[Fuzzy Fred]

I just tried to order baja blast at a KFC that wasn't connected to a taco bell

[unownunown]

somehow feel incredibly defeated by life today. going to spark this bowl, drink this fucking rosehip tea, listen to a sunny day in glasgow and think about LIKE ETERNAL RETURN MAN.

[kbit]

I'm sitting in an RA office, durnk, all alone. I HAVE THE POWER! MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[snipelfritz]

Durnk?!?!

Jesus man! That IS something. Be carefully with that kind of shazzam.

And mad props for PorkusAbyssus for that being one of your first posts. Exceptional.

BTW, just smoked some spice or some shit. Fuck, I feel high but I also don't. Good thing I got some real herb hanging out in the vehicle for whenever I'm done kicking ass at karaoke.

[theactionindex]

My official first post in this thread.

Boss offered to buy me a beer. Turned into many beers. EWWHIOOOOOAAAAA>. <--- Don't know what that is.

[snipelfritz]

My official first post in this thread.

Boss offered to buy me a beer. Turned into many beers. EWWHIOOOOOAAAAA>. <--- Don't know what that is.

Welcome!
I'm about to karaoke Meatloaf. I think I have a death wish.

[veteransdaypoppy]

Gin and tonics, pretty much all weekend. Feelin' weird.

Kinda bummed that my band's shittin' out on this streak of productivity, but I'm tryin to stay optimistic!