HOLY MOTHERFUCKING NIPPLE MILKERS!
i just got home from this rock bar. i started talking to this meh nanana MC meh looking girl.
she was wearing 30,000 too many sprays of perfume.
I told her she smelt like a wondering gypsies' cunt; you know, potpourri, mayo, and piss.
she did not approve.
I can scream louder and higher pitcheded them most women. I put her in her place. i think i got kicked out of the bar, but not before slyly palming an empty rocks glass.
you should have been there to see it. it was slick as fuck.
HEY YOU! YOU CANT TAKE DRINKS OUTSIDE!
-slurp the rest of a vodka on the rocks-
-hand it to the bouncer-
-palm an empty rocks glass-
I WIN AT DRUNK LIFE. SHIT YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSS
