maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
"Hey bitch, I want to make you a nice dinner, then stick my pinky in your butthole."
HOW ABOUT I RAIL YOU TILL IM BORED THEN YOU LEAVE.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.
hang in there...tomorrow can be better. and i have it on good authority from people who've had heart attacks and other deadly conditions that dying is highly overrated and life is preferable by comparison. feel free to remind me of this the next time i get on that tip myself. please don't take me wrong...i know how it feels.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
SPACERITUAL wrote:How the fuck am i depressed as soon as i wake up. fuck.
dubkitty wrote:it's how depression works. i can't tell you how often i wake up and the first words out of my mouth are "oh, fuck you" or "i hate my life." it's one of the items in our Startup Menu. i've learned to contradict myself: to say "no, i don't hate EVERYTHING about my life, i hate a FEW very specific things." cognitive shit, you know? it's irritating, but it helps.
Waking up is usually the worst part of the day, by far. When I had it bad, sleeping was like the one time you didn't have to be depressed/anxious/whatever. You wake up from a kickass dream and go, "Oh yeah, real life again. Shit."
Hang in there bro.
SPACERITUAL wrote:I had sex with another black girl last night. When i went to sleep i had a dream that thomas jefferson highfived me.
Good deals with: onthetundra, fuzzmax, starcastic, Lintybits
Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
"Hey bitch, I want to make you a nice dinner, then stick my pinky in your butthole."
HOW ABOUT I RAIL YOU TILL IM BORED THEN YOU LEAVE.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
SAUSAGINA
I DON'T LIKE THIS IMAGERY AT ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
Fuzzy Fred wrote:so i smoked with this one chick, and she was down to fuck but right before, i found out she was 15, and then i told her i couldn't do it so i got my shit and left
fuck
a friend told me a few days ago... that those young pussies are so tight they look like a sausage that burst during boiling
a sausage
that burst
during boiling
I REST MY FUCKING CASE... YOU PROBABLY MISSED A FINE EXAMPLE OF SAUSAGINA
you had me up until you wrote sausagina...
sausagina sounds awesome as long as it doesnt have fennel in it
