The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[theavondon]

That was so fucking inspiring.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

[bob the r0bot]

Tonight was a sad night. For tonight was the night that Electronic Mall Madness finally died. R.I.P., Mall Madness. You were the best game ever. Dec. 25 1996 - Dec. 25 2011.



But seriously, this game was fucking awesome. You might look at it and think, "This game is clearly marketed at 11-year-old girls. There's no way it could offer any entertainment value to a self-respecting 21-year-old male and his elder sister."

BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG, MY FRIENDS. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Electronic Mall Madness was the most intense game ever. Think you're going to buy your 10 items and get the fuck out of that mall before everyone else? WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THIS MALL DOESN'T FUCK AROUND. AND THE CASHIERS ARE OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. Oh, those fancy sunglasses at the Sunglasses Boutique finally went on clearance and you've got just enough cash on hand? I'M SORRY, YOUR ITEM COSTS FIIIVE DOLLARS MOOOORE. Just made it to the Book Store on the last turn before the sales change? I'M SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF STOCK. TRY AGAIN LATER. Oh, and now you're actually out of cash and need to head to the bank? BETTER HOPE YOUR JACKASS FRIEND DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO MEET AT THE ARCADE WHEN YOU"RE TWO STEPS AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE. And once you're at the bank, you're lucky if that bitchy old bank teller lets you have more than $50. And maybe you left your car lights on and have to go back to the parking lot, or maybe you have to go to the bathroom, or maybe the announcer guy is being an asshole and only letting you move three spaces at a time when everyone else is getting twelves.

Yup. Electronic Mall Madness. Best board game of all time. I'll be hunting for another one on eBay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Electro ... 4160b19f92
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1996-ELECTRONIC ... 1c2220a1ac
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1996-EL ... 3a6e5a3617
Linx 4 mah homey

[Moustache_Bash]

There was a mint Acoustic 134 on my local CL for $200. I passed on it, because it was 70 miles away. Now I want it, check back and posting isn't there. I hate myself. I hope it was only expired, and not sold...

[SPACERITUAL]

Tonight was a sad night. For tonight was the night that Electronic Mall Madness finally died. R.I.P., Mall Madness. You were the best game ever. Dec. 25 1996 - Dec. 25 2011.



But seriously, this game was fucking awesome. You might look at it and think, "This game is clearly marketed at 11-year-old girls. There's no way it could offer any entertainment value to a self-respecting 21-year-old male and his elder sister."

BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG, MY FRIENDS. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Electronic Mall Madness was the most intense game ever. Think you're going to buy your 10 items and get the fuck out of that mall before everyone else? WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THIS MALL DOESN'T FUCK AROUND. AND THE CASHIERS ARE OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. Oh, those fancy sunglasses at the Sunglasses Boutique finally went on clearance and you've got just enough cash on hand? I'M SORRY, YOUR ITEM COSTS FIIIVE DOLLARS MOOOORE. Just made it to the Book Store on the last turn before the sales change? I'M SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF STOCK. TRY AGAIN LATER. Oh, and now you're actually out of cash and need to head to the bank? BETTER HOPE YOUR JACKASS FRIEND DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO MEET AT THE ARCADE WHEN YOU"RE TWO STEPS AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE. And once you're at the bank, you're lucky if that bitchy old bank teller lets you have more than $50. And maybe you left your car lights on and have to go back to the parking lot, or maybe you have to go to the bathroom, or maybe the announcer guy is being an asshole and only letting you move three spaces at a time when everyone else is getting twelves.

Yup. Electronic Mall Madness. Best board game of all time. I'll be hunting for another one on eBay.

DUDE IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE TALKING CREDIT CARD SWIPER THAT WAS A SNOOTY BITCH??? THE MALL WITH IT ALL???



BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I had a little girlfriend when i was a kid that had that and i used to play it with her when my parents would go out and dump me at the neighbors. That is until we realized our genitals looked different.....we mostly played with those from then on..

[morange]

Just when I have enough for a deposit on an Emperor 2x12, I get a nail in my tire, and it can't be repaired, so they say. Those fucks.

[SPACERITUAL]

Just when I have enough for a deposit on an Emperor 2x12, I get a nail in my tire, and it can't be repaired, so they say. Those fucks.

DUDE ROAD CONSTRUCTION????? FUCKING EVERYWHERE. TWO TIRES LAST MONTH ALONE. ALWAYS LIKE BOLTS AND SCREWS AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING 85 DUDE.

[morange]

Yeah, it's everywhere. I passed some construction on I-385 a couple days ago.

[jfrey]

WTF. I was a few hours short of the end of an ebay listing, was about to get a boss pedal for like $1 with free shipping. Suddenly the listing isn't on my account page anymore. It isn't in my didn't win list, it isn't in my won list, and I have no messages about it. It's just gone.

[snipelfritz]

Omg why does my family think that because they are awake everyone else should be too?

[bob the r0bot]

WTF. I was a few hours short of the end of an ebay listing, was about to get a boss pedal for like $1 with free shipping. Suddenly the listing isn't on my account page anymore. It isn't in my didn't win list, it isn't in my won list, and I have no messages about it. It's just gone.

They probably ended it so they wouldn't have to give you a pedal for a dollar.

[jfrey]

WTF. I was a few hours short of the end of an ebay listing, was about to get a boss pedal for like $1 with free shipping. Suddenly the listing isn't on my account page anymore. It isn't in my didn't win list, it isn't in my won list, and I have no messages about it. It's just gone.

They probably ended it so they wouldn't have to give you a pedal for a dollar.

I didn't think they could do that... I mean, isn't that kind of how an auction works? It's a risk. What is the point if it can be ended just because you don't like the price you're getting?

[snipelfritz]

Mmmkay so now I'm waiting for my manager to show up and open the bar, and its starting to feel cold.

[unownunown]

my brother took my bedroom! he's living in it now, it's decorated the exact same way it was when i left for college. he didn't even change the layout! my shit is still hanging on the walls and my statues are still on the dresser. oh yeah, also i still have clothes in the dresser. i've been sleeping on a futon in the living room. i can't even get in my room long enough to fully clear all my shit out of it. i've been in that room for the past five years! i painted it myself!



and also like since i'm in the living room, i get woken up all the time. and it's always my brother waking me up. and then i yell at him, and he's like STAY IN THE GUEST ROOM and the thing is there is no guest room, there is what used to be his room with most of the drywall gone in an awkward state of half-renovation. all of his furniture is still in there and also IT'S NOT MY ROOM. why couldn't he just move out of my room for the few weeks i'm at home?

and mom's moving out of this house in a few months anyway. everything sucks.

also being home sucks.

[McSpunckle]

"WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN AND CALCIUM? YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR DIET"

"... Merry Christmas to you too..."

-sigh-

Family time.