The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[the_carl]

Took an arrow in the knee.

I HATE THIS MEME SO MUCH

[Achtane]

Met the coolest fucking girl ever and then woke up. WHYYYYYYYYY...
Man, I need to get out of here and get some physical interaction.
I need to find someone fun before they all want to get married and shit.

[unownunown]

there's this cat sitting at the back door. it's beautiful and orange. but my cats keep flinging themselves at the glass pane trying to fucking fight it. it is making the most awful noise i've ever heard.

also writing lyrics is hard and i have no clue how.

[McSpunckle]

I really need to learn to make friends with strangers. >.>

[Schlatte]

I don't know you well and you may consider me your online friend. problem solved.
or:
1) sign up to online forum
2) be awesome and build cool stuff
3) sell stuff for reasonable prices, be a cool dude and help other dudes out
4) ???????
5) Success!

[snipelfritz]

Seriously, Benzos and beer would solve all of the problems on this page, but for the lyrics issue my special recommendation is Ambien.

Actually seriously, just don't be so self conscious about lyrics, try to tell a story. The story doesn't need to progress, it can just describe a single scene or it can cover a lifetime. Think about who's perspective the lyrics are coming from, it doesn't have to be you. Or you can follow Brian Eno's example and write compete nonsense that happens to gel with the music.

Not really all that bad, but this guy has weed for me, but his mom made him go to some other town to go to Walmart. He won't be back until 7ish and I want to get to the show at the Borg Ward tonight which starts at 8. le sigh.

[nieh]

A teacher I had a few years ago was arrested for sexual assault of a 7 year old. Everyone saw it coming. He was a creepy bastard. and a few years ago a teacher my sisters had was arrested for having sex with a student and sending other students inappropriate text messages.

[bob the r0bot]

A TEACHER FUCKED UP MY GRADES AND I HAVE A ZERO FOR A 200pt GRADE AND I HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO FIX IT!

[theavondon]

I went on /mu/ today and immediately found myself in an argument about some guy dicking on Weezer (the thread being about whether you like Blue Album or Pinkerton more), then citing Neutral Milk Hotel as "truly un-plebian" music.

MFW I RAGE AT HOW STUPID

[snipelfritz]

GAH I cannot find my wallet anywhere. I had it last night on my way home from the Borg Ward show when I got the car washed and I have looked every place it could possibly be in between there and my house and turned my car/house inside out. Now I think I'm about to pull a Towlie and get high like I was when I last had it so I can maybe remember (I realize this never works for him, but I just want to get high).

[Achtane]

I went on /mu/ today and immediately found myself in an argument about some guy dicking on Weezer (the thread being about whether you like Blue Album or Pinkerton more), then citing Neutral Milk Hotel as "truly un-plebian" music.

MFW I RAGE AT HOW STUPID

Yeah, I don't go to 4chan anymore.
The archived threads are generally pretty good though.

[mutmoo]

WHY WAS BORED TO DEATH CANCELLED.

[Gunner Recall]

WHY WAS BORED TO DEATH CANCELLED.

Whaaaaaaat

Just discovered it a few months back, S1 was amazing.

[delaydecay]

WHY WAS BORED TO DEATH CANCELLED.

i liked this show. how to make it in america and hung were also canceled, says the internet.

how to make it seemed sorta interesting, hung was just stupid.

hbo needs a zombie show. all zombies, all the time!

[snipelfritz]

Today has been one epic for me. I spent ALL DAY(like 9AM to now, 8PM) looking for my wallet. I upended my entire room, closet car, etc. Finally, I give up That moment, my mom comes home and finds it on the floor of her bathroom.

I had been taking a shit right upon waking up, but my bathroom was all out of TP, so I did the "pants around the ankles shuffle" down the hall to theirs'. It clearly slipped out then.

Well, so much for studying and playing guitar loud as shit all day.

Other derp-de-derp stories of me today: My buddy and I were gonna smoke some ganj, so I rolled two joints and did a solo roadie with one while I wait for him to get ready. I get to his place, we decide to go for a walk in the woods while we smoke the respective joints we rolled. We get there, and I pull out a hand rolled cigarette and the j intentionally lighting the cig while we get further into the woods. A couple yards in, I realize I don't have the j anymore. We say "fuck it" and smoke his fatty one (he's going straight and wants to liquidate all his bud). Later we do two lines of adderall, and he gives me a pill for later. I say thanks and stash it in my pocket. On my way home I stop at the gas station where I thought I lost my wallet, I walk around, and don't find it, go home, realize, "Holy shit, that addy is gone." Then I realize, "Holy shit, that joint is still in my pocket." The addy is still MIA and I already cleaned the fuck out of my car and coat pockets. Methinks it fell on the ground at the gas station and is gone forever, but that was certainly the best of the three to not find (unless my parents find it first...).