The Confessions Thread

[Achtane]

Welp, that's a sig.

[kbit]

Not sure whether to be slightly proud or slightly ashamed.

[bigchiefbc]

Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers. Like, visualizing lines that represented the sound difference between different flangers. I don't even like flangers that much.


I blame bigchiefbc.

This is a proud moment for me.

[Chankgeez]

Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers. Like, visualizing lines that represented the sound difference between different flangers. I don't even like flangers that much.


I blame bigchiefbc.

This is a proud moment for me.

This. Is freakin' awesome.

[unownunown]

Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers. Like, visualizing lines that represented the sound difference between different flangers. I don't even like flangers that much.


I blame bigchiefbc.

this is the best confession in the thread.

[unownunown]

OH SHIT I FORGET TOTALLY ABOUT THAT STORY.

this is a close second.

[tuffteef]

I still think the wheelchair parapalegic dome is near the top of the list.

he was so honest

[snipelfritz]

mmmmkay. we got 199 pages. somebody's got to link me that one or something

[MEC]

mmmmkay. we got 199 pages. somebody's got to link me that one or something

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=11748&p=155651&hilit=wheelchair#p155651

this story got me banned from another forum when i posted it in their confessional. Time to see what youre made of ILF.

So this one time I was at a party and there was a girl there in a wheelchair. She was cute and it looked like her body was perfectly normal, like her legs werent all fucked up or tiny or anything like youd think they may appear to be if she was a paraplegic (i dont know why i have this misconception, it probably comes from seeing my first tiny-legged person in a walgreens when i was like 4 or 5). Well, there was a fair amount of whiskey consumed and i started to get that craving about me. For the girl in the wheelchair. Thats right....theres was just something so fucking sexy about her inability to walk and i couldnt resist...So i start chatting her up and she suggests we take our convo to somewhere a little more quiet. We end up in the poolhouse where she immediately goes for my belt. Three people walked in on me getting blown by a girl i would later find out was, in fact, a paraplegic. Shit was a gruesome scene too, i had one leg out of my jeans and on one of the armrests of her wheelchair practically face fucking this girl and gibbering on about her being a dirty bitch...Ive lost alot of friends over that night and to tell you the truth i have no fucking idea why. Am i really an asshole for getting dome from a cripple? Id certainly like to think not. Id like to think that the handicapped have just as much right (providing, of course they are attractive) to put their mouths on my unmentionables as fully capable and in no way impaired wom en do. In fact i like to think of myself as a crusader for their civil rights. Fighting the good fight and all that.

[snipelfritz]

God I love spacey. I don't see what's so strange about it either. Cute girl is cute girl. Not to mention I bet wheelchair-bound chicks are super repressed and just raring to go at it.

[GardenoftheDead]

God I love spacey. I don't see what's so strange about it either. Cute girl is cute girl. Not to mention I bet wheelchair-bound chicks are super repressed and just raring to go at it.

Well, as further proof that intelligent design is bullshit, the base of the spine regulates sexual functions. If she was disabled from injury, she'd get nothing out of it.

[D.o.S.]

God I love spacey. I don't see what's so strange about it either. Cute girl is cute girl. Not to mention I bet wheelchair-bound chicks are super repressed and just raring to go at it.

Well, as further proof that intelligent design is bullshit, the base of the spine regulates sexual functions. If she was disabled from injury, she'd get nothing out of it.

Except for some Space Juice.

[snipelfritz]

There's more to lovin' than the friction. It's the attention that the ladies need, and trust me, I'm a very attentive lover.

[D.o.S.]

Confession: this quote is probably the most emotionally variable thing I've ever run across. Sometimes it makes me relax, sometimes it fills me with a whole lot of abject sadness.

[coldbrightsunlight]

^That just makes me happy, and I have no idea why.

I just spent ages figuring out why I was getting such crazy hum out of my pedals, really pissed off that I might finally have to buy a proper power supply with isolated outputs and I just really shouldn't spend that sort of money, kept switching stuff around and trying different wall sockets and moving things, then I remembered I ran out of patch cables so I was using a speaker cable between 2 pedals.

Took it out and pretty much no noise at all. I may be stupid, but at least I don't have to spend loads of money on a power supply. Do need more cables though...

And what I don't get is how this hasn't pissed me off for the last week, since I'm pretty sure that's how long I've had that speaker cable in there... Like today it was so loud I could hear it while I was playing (which is pretty much my cutoff point for noise when I'm not ok with it), but since nothing changed, surely it was the same yesterday? Except I don't remember it being bad yesterday.