You Might Belong on ILF If...

[theavondon]

Nah, for some reason, that doesn't induce any stress for me. It's always more like "FUCK HOW CAN I MAKE A GOOD GRADE IN THIS CLASS FUCK IF I DON'T I'LL FAIL AND BE POOR FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then, boom, eBay.

[Gearmond]

You have panic attacks and the only way to calm your brain is to look at gear on eBay.

You have panic attacks when there's no way to make enough money for the rare thing you see on eBay.
The thing you've been looking for.
THE THING THAT IS LOCAL PICK-UP ONLY IN FUCKING ENGLAND
THE THING YOU WON'T SEE AGAIN FOR YEARS

i cried reading this. forreal yo.

[01010111]

...you like the sound of feedback so much you leave your guitar feedbacking into an amp while you walk around and do stuff.

[dubkitty]

^ have done this. have also left a multi-layered loop running for fifteen or twenty minutes and tranced out to it.

[Ilikewater]

yup! ^^ to both. Very therapeutic.

[Gearmond]

^ have done this. have also left a multi-layered loop running for fifteen or twenty minutes and tranced out to it.

i did this, except it was for an hour and now its too big for bandcamp :I

[rfurtkamp]

..done it for an hour, with the 2x15 pointing at the neighbor's party that woke me up at 9 am.

They have not partied before noon since.

[rfurtkamp]

Ebow on Strat, Bassman at 10. Put on shooting muffs. Deal with old lady's anger that things are knocked off walls.

[Schlatte]

Ebow on Strat, Bassman at 10. Put on shooting muffs. Deal with old lady's anger that things are knocked off walls.

Super awesome badass neighbor bashing pure awesome...

Also
--- if you changed your avatar to a .gif because SOMEBODY TOLD YOU TO!

[dubkitty]

Ebow on Strat, Bassman at 10. Put on shooting muffs. Deal with old lady's anger that things are knocked off walls.

why don't you live in my neighborhood? you'd be the perfect next-door meighbor for me.

[guest] what the fuck was THAT?

[me] oh, that was probably just Furtkamp. do you want some more coffee?

[grindonomicon]

..done it for an hour, with the 2x15 pointing at the neighbor's party that woke me up at 9 am.

They have not partied before noon since.

Haha, I did the same to downstairs neighbors years ago. They were smoking the rocks, so they couldn't call the cops. Have fun listening to an hour of Merzbow with the 2x15 face down on the floor with the GK 800RSB running while I go to Taco Bell. Fuckers.



You might belong on ILF if you don't give a shit about the neighbor's enjoyment/dislike of loud fuckt up noise!

[Gearmond]

or more simply put, you might belong on ILF if you're a really shitty neighbor and view noise complaints as a badge of honor

[dubkitty]

Haha, I did the same to downstairs neighbors years ago. They were smoking the rocks, so they couldn't call the cops. Have fun listening to an hour of Merzbow with the 2x15 face down on the floor with the GK 800RSB running while I go to Taco Bell. Fuckers.



You might belong on ILF if you don't give a shit about the neighbor's enjoyment/dislike of loud fuckt up noise!

the only way this story could be better is if you'd stayed home and listened to the Merzbow while this was occurring. then i'd have to ask you to marry me, my heterosexuality notwithstanding.

[grindonomicon]

Haha, I did the same to downstairs neighbors years ago. They were smoking the rocks, so they couldn't call the cops. Have fun listening to an hour of Merzbow with the 2x15 face down on the floor with the GK 800RSB running while I go to Taco Bell. Fuckers.



You might belong on ILF if you don't give a shit about the neighbor's enjoyment/dislike of loud fuckt up noise!

the only way this story could be better is if you'd stayed home and listened to the Merzbow while this was occurring. then i'd have to ask you to marry me, my heterosexuality notwithstanding.

Haha, I did stay home. Cuz what happened next was kinda fukt up. Check your PM box.

[Grrface]

Haha, I did the same to downstairs neighbors years ago. They were smoking the rocks, so they couldn't call the cops. Have fun listening to an hour of Merzbow with the 2x15 face down on the floor with the GK 800RSB running while I go to Taco Bell. Fuckers.



You might belong on ILF if you don't give a shit about the neighbor's enjoyment/dislike of loud fuckt up noise!

the only way this story could be better is if you'd stayed home and listened to the Merzbow while this was occurring. then i'd have to ask you to marry me, my heterosexuality notwithstanding.

Haha, I did stay home. Cuz what happened next was kinda fukt up. Check your PM box.

What?! Why would you do that? Stories like that can only be made for ILF!