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snipelfritz wrote:By "summon electricity" do you really mean, rub your hairy genitals against something(or someone?) in order to create static electricity?


because I totally do that all the time.


can your hairy balls summon enough electricity to power a 50 watt tube head and a chain of pedlulz?!? :erm:
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... you're able to talk about it for 12 pages
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magiclawnchair wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:By "summon electricity" do you really mean, rub your hairy genitals against something(or someone?) in order to create static electricity?


because I totally do that all the time.


can your hairy balls summon enough electricity to power a 50 watt tube head and a chain of pedlulz?!? :erm:

I'm like the Uncle Fester of genitals.

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if uncle fester is someone you aspire to be
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magiclawnchair wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:By "summon electricity" do you really mean, rub your hairy genitals against something(or someone?) in order to create static electricity?


because I totally do that all the time.


can your hairy balls summon enough electricity to power a 50 watt tube head and a chain of pedlulz?!? :erm:


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...if you yelled at your brother for getting a TS9 for his new AC30
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Eric! wrote:...if you yelled at your brother for getting a TS9 for his new AC30
Get that man a Rangemaster.
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Eric! wrote:...if you yelled at your brother for getting a TS9 for his new AC30



i srsly lol'd

if you refuse to own a marshall that isn't at least a half stack
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i should get him a SPARKLE MOTION!
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maz91379 wrote:
Gearmond wrote:
Eric! wrote:...if you yelled at your brother for getting a TS9 for his new AC30



i srsly lol'd.

if you refuse to own a marshall that isn't at least a half stack

If you feel bad you only own a 2x12 :(


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You Might Belong on ILF If... You've turned from a merely rocking player into condensed fuzzy-mite. That's what happens to You skills with here, in time.
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if you stopped actually playing your bass/guitar when you discovered how awesome you can sound by just leaning your guitar against the cab and letting it feed back while you go over to your pedalboard and "play" just by turning knobs.
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If leaving your guitar unplugged while messing with random pedals counts as playing.
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Achtane wrote:If leaving your guitar unplugged while messing with random pedals counts as playing.

Or if you don't even notice your guitar is unplugged.
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..if the peculiar sound of a shorting cable inspires you to write an entire new album.
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