You Might Belong on ILF If...

[Mudfuzz]

...if you made it sound broken on purpose.

I was going to say.....

If you traded a perfectly functional pedal for one that sounds totally broken.

Or.. if you feel that THE BEST music sounds like shit breaking and exploding.

[theavondon]

If the ratio of instruments to women in your bedroom bothers you.

[McSpunckle]

If the ratio of instruments to women in your bedroom bothers you.

5 women is just far too many. 2 is the optimal number of women in a bed.

[Ghost Hip]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

[Mudfuzz]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

I get that "What's that?" it's a fuzz. "and that?" well that's a fuzz too... "and that one" that's also a fuzz... "Why do you need 5 fuzz pedals?" I just do...

[Schlatte]

"Why do you need 5 fuzz pedals?":

FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP STUPID BITCH WHY DO YOU OWN TEN DIFFERENT TYPES OF LIP GLOSS AND EYELINER??? NOW STOP STARING AT ME AND GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!!!

[Fuzzy Fred]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

Hey! I have a delay too!

[univalve]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

Hey! I have a delay too!

Bitch!

[McSpunckle]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

Hey! I have a delay too!

To be fair, delays are just to keep the fuzz going when you're not playing.

[Fuzzy Fred]

If your "clean tone" is just less fuzz than usual.

When people look at your pedalboard they ask what each one does and everytime you say "fuzz."

Hey! I have a delay too!

To be fair, delays are just to keep the fuzz going when you're not playing.

No, its just to oscillate and create insane oscillating feedback madness THEN you add in fuzz. Isn't that what everybody does?

IF YOUR MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU

Just kidding, most of my music is acoustic, so I feel pretty lonely on this board, but I do love fuzz... so idk

[Noise...]

If you have multiple delays.

Not because you need more than one, but because you want them before and after your fuzz pedals.


Or if you spend all of your time in your workshop designing fuzz pedals because "you can't have too many."

[Gearmond]

If the ratio of instruments to women in your bedroom doesn't bother you.

fixed

[Ghost Hip]

If you have multiple delays.

Not because you need more than one, but because you want them before and after your fuzz pedals.

This! If you enjoy the sound of delay before fuzz more than after you probs belong on ILF.

[MEC]

.... You don't fit in anywhere else.

[01010111]

If your mini-board is 8 pedals...