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Fuzzrociouspedals · Post by **Fuzzrociouspedals** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:21 pm

Watch out for that man-eatin' jackrabbit and that killer cacti.

zzuFrepuS · Post by **zzuFrepuS** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:02 pm

zzuf evol i

Fuzzrociouspedals · Post by **Fuzzrociouspedals** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:16 pm

What's with Dakota Fanning's bottom row of teeth?
Why is Pinky's face so flat?

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:38 pm

DarkAxel wrote: also i had sex three times before hitting the pub...

Going to see Twin Shadow tonight... Happy...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uy4odKfFiM[/youtube]

Trifarce · Post by **Trifarce** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:26 am

I am literally more stoned than I have ever been :!!!:

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:38 am

me and my friends got so stoned once that we couldn't figure out how to work the xbox 360. we disconnected half the wires on my tv, tried numerous cables, took a break to make a pizza where my friend threatened to "call the fucking mayor if this pizza doesn't cook faster." we then went downstairs, realized that the xbox wasn't connected, and we ended up sitting around in a basement with a 12 string, bongos, a tambourine and a ukulele. we created a band of those instruments that we called "sponge baths and water pollution." THAT was the most stoned i've ever been.

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:45 am

ms1012 wrote:me and my friends got so stoned once that we couldn't figure out how to work the xbox 360. we disconnected half the wires on my tv, tried numerous cables, took a break to make a pizza where my friend threatened to "call the fucking mayor if this pizza doesn't cook faster." we then went downstairs, realized that the xbox wasn't connected, and we ended up sitting around in a basement with a 12 string, bongos, a tambourine and a ukulele. we created a band of those instruments that we called "sponge baths and water pollution." THAT was the most stoned i've ever been.

I used to love being too stoned to function. I once couldn't figure out how to get my car out of park so my friends and I could go to Wendy's :facepalm:

. At that point I figured driving wasn't the smartest idea, so we opted for pizza rolls. Many, many, many pizza rolls. :snax:

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:56 am

theactionindex wrote:
ms1012 wrote:me and my friends got so stoned once that we couldn't figure out how to work the xbox 360. we disconnected half the wires on my tv, tried numerous cables, took a break to make a pizza where my friend threatened to "call the fucking mayor if this pizza doesn't cook faster." we then went downstairs, realized that the xbox wasn't connected, and we ended up sitting around in a basement with a 12 string, bongos, a tambourine and a ukulele. we created a band of those instruments that we called "sponge baths and water pollution." THAT was the most stoned i've ever been.

I used to love being too stoned to function. I once couldn't figure out how to get my car out of park so my friends and I could go to Wendy's . At that point I figured driving wasn't the smartest idea, so we opted for pizza rolls. Many, many, many pizza rolls.

on another occasion 3 of my friends disappeared while we were jamming in the basement, leaving me and 2 other guys. they came back an hour later with 3 bags from taco bell. the final count was 65 soft tacos. they went to taco bell and fucking destroyed their value menu. :snax:

Bellyheart · Post by **Bellyheart** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:10 am

First I can't stop laughing at the progression of this thread:
http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... st10425034

Second, I love that this thread hasn't stopped.

darthbatman · Post by **darthbatman** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:32 am

Bellyheart your gremlin walking on mario bricks is genius.
Starting to trip me out! i am dronk and also baeked

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:30 am

So I discovered it's far too easy to smoke weed while I'm working. Also, that my work is very boring when kinda stoned/burned out.

So I smoked the last bit in the bowl in my car on the way home! Now a pizza will go in the oven and I shall eat it whilst watching the newest Archer if I can torrent it in time.

Doodahman1969 · Post by **Doodahman1969** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:13 pm

CANDY FLIPPIN' SIZZURP SIPPIN' SURFIN' U$$A

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Chumley · Post by **Chumley** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:53 pm

3 White Russians and I'm nicely hammered. Playing CoD Black Ops and slaughtering bitches.

How is it that I'm better at that game when I'm drunk? XD

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:43 pm

maz91379 wrote:
theactionindex wrote:
ms1012 wrote:me and my friends got so stoned once that we couldn't figure out how to work the xbox 360. we disconnected half the wires on my tv, tried numerous cables, took a break to make a pizza where my friend threatened to "call the fucking mayor if this pizza doesn't cook faster." we then went downstairs, realized that the xbox wasn't connected, and we ended up sitting around in a basement with a 12 string, bongos, a tambourine and a ukulele. we created a band of those instruments that we called "sponge baths and water pollution." THAT was the most stoned i've ever been.

I used to love being too stoned to function. I once couldn't figure out how to get my car out of park so my friends and I could go to Wendy's . At that point I figured driving wasn't the smartest idea, so we opted for pizza rolls. Many, many, many pizza rolls.
Anyone else been unable to open doors as in couldn't figure out if they were locked or unlocked for like 15 minutes before.

yep. tried finding my friends hotel room once. me and my friend nancy got stoned on the drive there and ended up riding the elevator for 20 minutes

deadbeatriot · Post by **deadbeatriot** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:51 pm

weddings fucking ROCK

OPEN BAR YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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