Bud Light undoubtedly sucks one gigantic anus(possibly even two). A friend of mine had some when a bunch of us were drinking at my place and he left one in my fridge and was all, "Whatever, you can drink it I'm all drunk and blah, gonna bone my fat, ugly girlfriend." A few nights later I decided I'd use it as the first of a few. Shit was nasty, not to mention it was in a plastic bottle which was like sucking off Mrs. Cartman's Antonio Banderez blow-up doll.
I also fucking hate those Miller Lite commercials where they talk about how Miller Lite is more manly that other light beer. No light beer is manly! Watching your figure is for ladies and fruity-boys. Nothing wrong with ladies and fruity-boys, but manly is manly and they're going for manly and failing before they even leave the starting gate.
Also: I want my tombstone to read: "Whiskey, in the morning." I want people to read it, and drink whiskey, in mourning.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Bud Light undoubtedly sucks one gigantic anus(possibly even two). A friend of mine had some when a bunch of us were drinking at my place and he left one in my fridge and was all, "Whatever, you can drink it I'm all drunk and blah, gonna bone my fat, ugly girlfriend." A few nights later I decided I'd use it as the first of a few. Shit was nasty, not to mention it was in a plastic bottle which was like sucking off Mrs. Cartman's Antonio Banderez blow-up doll.
I also fucking hate those Miller Lite commercials where they talk about how Miller Lite is more manly that other light beer. No light beer is manly! Watching your figure is for ladies and fruity-boys. Nothing wrong with ladies and fruity-boys, but manly is manly and they're going for manly and failing before they even leave the starting gate.
Also: I want my tombstone to read: "Whiskey, in the morning." I want people to read it, and drink whiskey, in mourning.
i hate those new keystone commercials with that idiot "Keith Stone". i don't care "how smooth" it is, it tastes like shit. keystone is basically 3 guys on a friday night: guy 1- how much money do you have? guy 2- $3 guy 3- $4 and some pubic hair guy 1- WE CAN BUY KEYSTONE
Fuzzy Fred wrote: please excuse me. can we keep this discussion civil and about donkey fucking?
hbombgraphics wrote:Why does it have to be Digital, but with an analog soul and buffalo semen???
snipelfritz wrote:Bud Light undoubtedly sucks one gigantic anus(possibly even two). A friend of mine had some when a bunch of us were drinking at my place and he left one in my fridge and was all, "Whatever, you can drink it I'm all drunk and blah, gonna bone my fat, ugly girlfriend." A few nights later I decided I'd use it as the first of a few. Shit was nasty, not to mention it was in a plastic bottle which was like sucking off Mrs. Cartman's Antonio Banderez blow-up doll.
Yeah, if you ever have to drink Bud Light, you definitely don't want to lead off with it.
snipelfritz wrote:No light beer is manly! Watching your figure is for ladies and fruity-boys.
Backed.
SPACERITUAL wrote:I had sex with another black girl last night. When i went to sleep i had a dream that thomas jefferson highfived me.
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Bud Light undoubtedly sucks one gigantic anus(possibly even two). A friend of mine had some when a bunch of us were drinking at my place and he left one in my fridge and was all, "Whatever, you can drink it I'm all drunk and blah, gonna bone my fat, ugly girlfriend." A few nights later I decided I'd use it as the first of a few. Shit was nasty, not to mention it was in a plastic bottle which was like sucking off Mrs. Cartman's Antonio Banderez blow-up doll.
I also fucking hate those Miller Lite commercials where they talk about how Miller Lite is more manly that other light beer. No light beer is manly! Watching your figure is for ladies and fruity-boys. Nothing wrong with ladies and fruity-boys, but manly is manly and they're going for manly and failing before they even leave the starting gate.
Also: I want my tombstone to read: "Whiskey, in the morning." I want people to read it, and drink whiskey, in mourning.
i hate those new keystone commercials with that idiot "Keith Stone". i don't care "how smooth" it is, it tastes like shit. keystone is basically 3 guys on a friday night: guy 1- how much money do you have? guy 2- $3 guy 3- $4 and some pubic hair guy 1- WE CAN BUY KEYSTONE
lol, I like those commercials only because I separate them from the product. First of all, they are full of continuity errors(people standing around in one shot, disappear in the next, and reappear later) and they're just goofy as fuck(dialing the phone with the giant jerky stick). It's not really about the product at all, but it's also mildly entertaining. Unlike those damn Geico commercials, "Herp derp, do you live under a rock? Lulz We're gonna show somebody livin' under a Rock!!!!!!!!!buycarinsurance"
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
I'm at work. Really really bad of me. But it's my professors fault haha. (not really, but she did keep offering) I'm just glad I have birthday cake waiting for me in the minifridge.
D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
Stoooooooooooooooooooooned. First time in, I think, two months. Yeah, we had to pick up my friends coworker and his girlfriend to go to the guys house on a farm somewhere in the fucking boonies to get the stuff. Oh well, before we met them, my buddy had one bowl left that we smoked on our way to Cascio Interstate Music. This place is fucking huge. It has a coffee bar and a fucking stage. I don't know how I'll stay awake now. I gotta go til around one at the least. Otherwise my nocturnal schedule will get fucked with. My stinkpoop dad is in the basement right now. He should be asleep but pppptttthhhhhpppp. I can't smoke more in my room but I can in the basement.
It appears it's a waiting game now.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Roads was awesome 