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oinkbanana · Post by **oinkbanana** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:18 am

I was gonna start a thread looking for this thread cause i'm really drunk
but here it was
waiting for me to take a piss in it

i'm baking some pre-cooked ribs to ease my food hole.
the pizza place was closed but i wasn't sad, cuz i knew i had ribs at home!

Bellyheart · Post by **Bellyheart** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:07 am

Mushroom, potato, and onion is a good mix.

intothegroove · Post by **intothegroove** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:56 am

That is fucken narsty! :eek:

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:13 pm

intothegroove wrote:That is fucken narsty!

+1

Wake and bake FTW.

I'm going to make some bacon and eggs for the wifey and I,...then I'm going to relax until 4,...then I'm going to watch the DAL/PHI game (that's hockey,....fuck football).

Also feel it's worth mentioning that tomorrow,...instead of watching the Gluttonous Commercial Bowl,...I'm going Ice Skating instead. I tried to organize and event on FB,...looks like it's just going to be the wife and I, unless any of you guys want to fly out here and have and ILF skating party.

intothegroove · Post by **intothegroove** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:10 pm

i'm down! can i bring the dope? :thumb:

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:16 pm

I've got a little Blueberry Kush,...but I can't supply all of ILF.

intothegroove · Post by **intothegroove** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:54 pm

oh fuck! i love blueberry! it's impossible for me to find! ok i'll just come,forget everyone else! lol

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:01 pm

This area is a mecca for bud. I'm in heaven compared to the Mexi Brown Schwag I got on the east coast.

Bellyheart · Post by **Bellyheart** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:42 am

Fuck this whole girl - guy thing. I'm just gonna play music and maybe we'll figure it out. People are so weird and it's never normal despite how down-to-earth someone may act.

Jay Reatard - Blood Visions rules

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:54 am

Bellyheart wrote:Fuck this whole girl - guy thing. I'm just gonna play music and maybe we'll figure it out. People are so weird and it's never normal despite how down-to-earth someone may act.

Jay Reatard - Blood Visions rules

Screw this whole Obamacare thing. Let's just supply every female with a vibrator and every male with a Fleshlight, or whatever the generic, nonbrand-name term for such a device would be. Or males with a vibrator if they so choose, just to piss off the religious right.

Wait, so for the first time, I just realized that it'd be really nasty when you splooge in an artificial vagina. You'd have to clean and maintain that thing even more than a real one(I assume).

Man, vaginas are just so damn complicated, even if they aren't real.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:22 am

snipelfritz wrote: You'd have to clean and maintain that thing even more than a real one(I assume).

Yeah uh id probably just skip that part. My laziness is unaffected by potential health risks posed by unsanitary conditions. But thankfully i get the real thing on the reg so ill never have to worry about that...

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:50 am

snipelfritz wrote:Man, vaginas are just so damn complicated, even if they aren't real.

Really?,..it's not rocket science. You must be doing it wrong.

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:00 am

It's a hole. You use your most basic man instinct and fuck it. Voila!

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:02 am

Eric! wrote:It's a hole. You use your most basic man instinct and fuck it. Voila!

But where to dump the body.......

ilovefuzz.com

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