only post here when you're drunk or high

[warwick.hoy]

if you water it down it gets ice chips in it. if you add enough (as he did) it gets ice chunks.

it is okay.

and yes,...your bro's friends are eediots.

[snipelfritz]

I liked weed better and always have,...it's easier to get when you are underage.

True that. Fortunately, I recently found someone to smoke weed and play guitar with who also knows where to find some green. Now, all I need is a job, so I can get some money, booze, weed, and just get out of the house. And no, it's not weird. I'm 21. I just moved back in with my parents(I wonder how long I can use the word "just") and I have nothing to do but act like a total deadbeat. Although, I didn't really do anything "illicit" until I went to college, so I've just had my rebellious teen years a little late.

I keep seeing commercials for Universal Technical Institute and I giggle every time he says UTI.

[The4455]

Brandy is the ugly stepsister of conac and i feel saddened that it's the only thing i have to make a mix drink with.

There is a "G" in Cognac, and it's brandy.

[starcastic]

Brandy is the ugly stepsister of conac and i feel saddened that it's the only thing i have to make a mix drink with.

The first time I ever got drunk I was twelve years old. My best friend and I both drank half brandy/half Coke from the can (stole the booze from his parents' cabinet). We put on the album So Tonight That I Might See by Mazzy Star and set his sister's stuffed animals on fire in her bed (she was not home). Then he jump-kicked me down the stairs and I recovered just in time to fill my can back up with water and put the fire out while he ran around the house screaming and calling 911.

Brandy rules.

[snipelfritz]

Brandy is the ugly stepsister of conac and i feel saddened that it's the only thing i have to make a mix drink with.

The first time I ever got drunk I was twelve years old. My best friend and I both drank half brandy/half Coke from the can (stole the booze from his parents' cabinet). We put on the album So Tonight That I Might See by Mazzy Star and set his sister's stuffed animals on fire in her bed (she was not home). Then he jump-kicked me down the stairs and I recovered just in time to fill my can back up with water and put the fire out while he ran around the house screaming and calling 911.

Brandy rules.

I'm still laughing about this part

Also, I'm watching Pulp Fiction. It's so classic; That's the best way to describe it. I'm at the part where Uma OD's and they have to stick with the big-ass adrenaline needle.

[snipelfritz]

I drove stoned for the first time in a while. I was freaking out just a little. Everything was fine though. We went to Guitar Center and I fucked around with a Danelectro. Twas fun.

When I got home, I had a big meal, cake and a bunch of smarties. Now, I really want a nap.

[SPACERITUAL]

THATS NOT A BARITONE GUITAR YOU IDIOT. ITS STILL A GUITAR, JUST USING HIPSTER DROP TUNING BECAUSE THATS WHAT STAIND DID. YOU'RE ALL STUPID MOTHERUCKERS. ITS NOT BARITONE UNLESS IT HAS A 30" SCALE NECK, NOT 24, YOURE ALL SO DUMB.

[intothegroove]

I AM FUCKING RIPPED TO SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[sonidero]

And your pointing at me and I'm skurt...

[intothegroove]

lol it is the hentchman of fuzz land lol

[sonidero]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSYQWcv61gg[/youtube]

[intothegroove]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is fucken awesome! i wish i was there to throw a couple of bottles in some drunks faces! you see that huge guy in the gray shirt just throwning guys off stage? that's funny

[snipelfritz]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsaDTwD4p8[/youtube]
I know I just posted this in another thread, but I think it's more appropriate here. If you're high, watch this immediately. Trippiest thing ever even(or especially?) if you don't speak Russian.

[Eric!]

i just...i got mntothing.

[intothegroove]

Hahaaha,seriously I think the people that make these cartoons have to be jacked up on heroin or acid or some shit