only post here when you're drunk or high

[starcastic]

Vaporizers are the ONLY way to go. I don't smoke weed often (maaybeee 30 times ever), but if someone has a vapo then it's ON.

[CaptainWampum]

Dunno, maybe I'm just REALLY high, but this is fucking awesome.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mxKoEepr0[/youtube]

[lurkingsloth]

originally was gonna post this in ART, but considering the contents I feel this belongs here. Orange juice and Kraken rum.

[snipelfritz]

Spotted Cow is basically like classy Old Milwaukee or PBR and i'm rather enjoying it. I think it tastes better in the bottle for some reason.( i forgot it's bott;e conditioned / tastes better with the yeast in so that's why bottled tastes better as the yeast gets disturbed and shit.) I am so doing some amazing homebrew ale variety when i get back to australia I did bunch of hefeweizen last time and it tasted awesome for a few weeks but by the time i get back its probably going to taste like nasty beer taint. Oatmeal coffee stout is 2nd on the list of shit i really need to homebrew.

Spotted cow PBR will always have a special place in my heart as well considering I'm both a hipster and from the Milwaukee area. A part of my town is named after the Pabst family where they bought farm land when they needed other things to do during Prohibition. That's what I tell people when they give me shit for drinking PBR. Also, Old Style is excellent.

Right now I'm mixing brandy and Dr. Pepper. I love me! Also, Tim and Eric are about to be on Conan . I haven't had a proper fix of them lately. They tend to be absolutely ridiculous in interviews. I need to watch the Chrimbus Special again. I watched it when it first aired, but I was stuffing my face with Ambien at that point so I only remember about 30-40 seconds of it.

[Bellyheart]

I do a horrible job of practicing sobriety

[StudioShutIn]

originally was gonna post this in ART, but considering the contents I feel this belongs here. Orange juice and Kraken rum.

The rum is pleased with your choice of garnish..look! it's smiling

[CBA]

originally was gonna post this in ART, but considering the contents I feel this belongs here. Orange juice and Kraken rum.

Can somebody take this and cut it out and superimpose/morph it with this?




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[snipelfritz]

originally was gonna post this in ART, but considering the contents I feel this belongs here. Orange juice and Kraken rum.

This post is like Rene Magritte gone digital. Ceci n'est pas une boisson.

I just went with my mom to our regular Mexican restaurant where I had one margarita. Reaching the end of my first, I started to wonder if it would be appropriate to order another knowing the waitress would ask anyway(I just turned 21 so being boozey around parents is a bit awkward). Just then, she showed up with a margarita that someone had ordered but didn't want because they meant a blended margarita and offered it to us. The alcohol gods are apparently taking a liking to me on this day.

So now I'm a bit tipsy and am listening to Last Exit.

[snipelfritz]

Are you me from two nights ago? I discovered Dr. Pepper works pretty well.

In my case, I think there may be tequila, but that's always a decision you shouldn't make lightly. For me, it's all a matter of taking stuff out of my parents liquor cabinet in small enough amounts that they don't notice(even though I am legal now). Then again, they never look in there, so it's really just a matter of not finishing bottles and not smelling like a wino bum.

If I weren't broke I'd just buy my own booze.

[warwick.hoy]

Are you me from two nights ago? I discovered Dr. Pepper works pretty well.

In my case, I think there may be tequila, but that's always a decision you shouldn't make lightly. For me, it's all a matter of taking stuff out of my parents liquor cabinet in small enough amounts that they don't notice(even though I am legal now). Then again, they never look in there, so it's really just a matter of not finishing bottles and not smelling like a wino bum.

If I weren't broke I'd just buy my own booze.

I'd be piiiiissseed if my kid drank all my booze,...probably why I got a vasectomy.

[snipelfritz]

Are you me from two nights ago? I discovered Dr. Pepper works pretty well.

In my case, I think there may be tequila, but that's always a decision you shouldn't make lightly. For me, it's all a matter of taking stuff out of my parents liquor cabinet in small enough amounts that they don't notice(even though I am legal now). Then again, they never look in there, so it's really just a matter of not finishing bottles and not smelling like a wino bum.

If I weren't broke I'd just buy my own booze.

I'd be piiiiissseed if my kid drank all my booze,...probably why I got a vasectomy.

That's the thing. My dad only drinks Miller Lite and my mom margaritas at the Mexican restaurant. Apart from me, most of it hasn't been touched in years.

[unownunown]

haha... one time my brother's friends tried to sneak some of my mom's vodka. she keeps it in the freezer and they tried to top it off with water. his friends are dumb.

[warwick.hoy]

Are you me from two nights ago? I discovered Dr. Pepper works pretty well.

In my case, I think there may be tequila, but that's always a decision you shouldn't make lightly. For me, it's all a matter of taking stuff out of my parents liquor cabinet in small enough amounts that they don't notice(even though I am legal now). Then again, they never look in there, so it's really just a matter of not finishing bottles and not smelling like a wino bum.

If I weren't broke I'd just buy my own booze.

I'd be piiiiissseed if my kid drank all my booze,...probably why I got a vasectomy.

That's the thing. My dad only drinks Miller Lite and my mom margaritas at the Mexican restaurant. Apart from me, most of it hasn't been touched in years.

That's the way my folks were,....they kept it around for status I guess.

I had a brother that was 7 years older than me so my folks were pretty wise because of his shenanigans. My dad used a grease pencil to mark the level of the bottles; which just made it easier to fill the bottles back up with water (just stay away from the scotch). Meh,...I only drank the 'rents liquor once or twice,...now my friend's parents' liquor,...that's a different story.

I liked weed better and always have,...it's easier to get when you are underage.

[warwick.hoy]

haha... one time my brother's friends tried to sneak some of my mom's vodka. she keeps it in the freezer and they tried to top it off with water. his friends are dumb.

Thinking about this logically,...watered down vodka freezes, whereas straight vodka doesn't?

Is it okay If I; a 31 year old, is reliving my teenage years vicariously through fellow FX junkies or is it just creepy?

[unownunown]

if you water it down it gets ice chips in it. if you add enough (as he did) it gets ice chunks.

it is okay.