Dwarfcraft NAMM Pictures

[sutarappa]

(PS, can we get a word filter, so whenever we type "joysticks" it comes out FUCKIN JOYSTICKS?)

hear, hear! motion seconded. 'cause the word/concept of "joysticks" provides its highest yield when "FUCKIN!"

helps a body through. perhaps a mind.

[robert(original)]

i hate strats, i always have, boring ass guitars, everyone has one, nothing unique about them(to me)
i love a good tele tho. but at anyrate, dwarfcraft guitars WILL NOT be producing any familier shapes or familier designs. Im not saying that strats and teles are in-efficient, im just saying that they were cool and new about 60 years ago and have been copied too much(they are good designs tho)
anyway. dwarfcraft guitar line is not happening as fast as i want becuz of space and a wierdo neighbor, but i can assure you all that you will be pleased with the outcome.
as far as the onboard effects thing. i think its cool, i don't like onboard effects unless its a two string instrument with a thunder that is on all the time.
like aen said we threw the idea around and he convinced me to offer up built in effects to your existing instruments. Also like he said, there will probly be a standard option, and then i imagine that any production pedal can be offered into the guitar, but remember, something like an E.C.T. will reqiure alot of routing/work.
probly the best canvas for these options would be a telecaster/strat, or really anything with a flat top and more than 40mms of wood to work with. im not sure what else to pipe in with.
but hey kids, just ask the sketchy beirdo's!

[SPACERITUAL]

Yeah man ive had sketchy annoying neighbors before. I usually just caught them in the elevator one day and told them about the yearning i get everytime i have sex with a really attractive girl to just strangle her with some bike chain and dump her body in a rest stop bathroom somewhere. I mean its like...youve got to make absolutely sure sure nobody ever gets to hit that again. the way i look at it its almost a crime to not kill her. Try and lift your shirt up and scratch your stomach while relaying it too. Something about doing that in public really freaks people out.


OH AND

[htsamurai]

I love Spaceritual.

[intothegroove]

Fucken namm pics are sic!

[Bassus Sanguinis]

...holy sheet music I thinkI have an aweful fuzzy crush with that guitar just dreaming of a bass vi version of it. Thinking hard about selling a lots of gear, records, and used, bloody condoms - whatever!

[MaxMaps]

So is the love buzz 100 watt version going to have the same standard equipment as the 50 watt?

[aen]

Oh yep.
Same controls, MORE POWAR.

[mikeyhegs]

you demoed the rot yr brain for me there...I soiled my pants a little. I'm saving for one now.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

you demoed the rot yr brain for me there...I soiled my pants a little. I'm saving for one now.

soiling pants is an added bonus that comes with the fukken joysticks that make Your grey matter run down from Your ears all gooy.

Try to starve the bitch, give it some reverb and take cover.

[Teej212]

you demoed the rot yr brain for me there...I soiled my pants a little. I'm saving for one now.

i hope you asked to hear the cube of destiny then. now that was pants soil-able stuff