only post here when you're drunk or high

[testertube]

i skimmed and saw K2, are you guys talking about fruit-booting?

K2 is herbs with cannabinoids. they use man made compounds that pretty much do same thing as THC.
legal in all but 14 states and there are versions legal in almost all 50. can be stronger than weed. for serious will fuck you up.

I guess i just like to get as fucked up as possible. I mean....i feel like shit right now...but you get that with any drug bender. Some people are fine just smoking a little weed or occasionally getting drunk and some people want to shoot heroin. I guess it all depends on your mental state. For me I'll do absolutely anything that can relieve the stress that hating absolutely everything brings.

did you just say you do heroin?

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did you just say you do heroin?

Something like that. Not on the reg though.

I dont understand all the weird names for weed. I just want some weed. And by i just want some weed what i mean is i just want you to sell my friend some weed that i will smoke later without trying to impress me with a bunch of stupid names. Also like an hour ago i hit whatever stupid name weed out of a two foot ROOR and threw up allover the place. I mean bongs are fine but why the fuck doesnt anybody just smoke blunts anymore? Gravity bongs make me rage the fuck out too man. I dont like doing drugs to be complicated. Also apparently according to some girl that was at my friends house being high no longer includes having smoked pot. Apparently getting high is a term used for harder drugs or ex. I hate kids these days.

[DarkAxel]

why the fuck doesnt anybody just smoke blunts anymore?

THANK YOU

[FuzzHugger]

I didn't know you could do heroin off the reg!

I dont understand all the weird names for weed. I just want some weed.

Riiiiight?

Here in the PA sticks, our weed never has names. Unless you count "crap," "schwag," and "good shit."

I mean bongs are fine but why the fuck doesnt anybody just smoke blunts anymore? Gravity bongs make me rage the fuck out too man. I dont like doing drugs to be complicated.

I'm not a fan of bongs... 1) easier to overdo it, 2) if it's too big to fit in my pocket and/or glovebox, I don't own it.
As much as I like giant smoking contraptions sitting around my house...I don't.

I do have a Magic Flight, but that's cause it's super discreet (small, no smell) and I don't smoke cigarettes.

Also apparently according to some girl that was at my friends house being high no longer includes having smoked pot. Apparently getting high is a term used for harder drugs or ex. I hate kids these days.

[Monkeyboard]

4 different kinds of heavy beers?

Fuck yes.

Reviews tomorrow people. Don't press me for a follow-up. Don't go all:

You are the Amstel 1970, Palm Dobbel, Alfa Bock, whatever that other stuff was guy. Where's the follow up?

[Teej212]

i like bongs

but theres nothing better than sitting on a ski lift smoking a joint. that is my heaven.

do you guys ever roll without tobacco?

[Scruffie]

i like bongs

but theres nothing better than sitting on a ski lift smoking a joint. that is my heaven.

do you guys ever roll without tobacco?

What, Blunts? I've had them a couple of times when I haven't been strapped for cash or someone else was paying... they give me the fucking giggles harddd.

Usually roll with baccy though, or just smoke out my pipe then have a cigarette... have also used smoking mixes which are pretty nice, give everything a vanilla kinda taste.

My Heaven is sitting out in the Cold at night with ma woman just smoking a joint with a beer and watching the sky. Ski lift does sound kinda awesome though.

[dubkitty]

i can't smoke tobacco any more. i smoked cigarettes for 30 years and finally my respiratory system, which has always been kind of fragile, wouldn't put up with it any more. i always found it difficult to inhale tobacco as deeply as weed anyway, and in any case i came up before blunts were invented. i never saw anybody in the US other than European visitors/immigrants combining tobacco and cannabis products until well into the 80s.

[snipelfritz]

I usually put a little bit of tobacco in a J. Supposedly it makes it burn a bit slower. I don't put enough in that you can really taste it.

First time posting in this thread for me. I'm three beers deep and I FUCKING HATE THE GEICO COMMERCIALS WITH THAT ONE DUDE. I don't know why I'm actually starting to feel tipsy with on three brewskys. I turned 21 last week! I had a few drinks at a bar then had people at my place to drink until 5 in the morning. Last night, I hung out with some friends, drank at least 10 beers/ciders watching Rocky Horror, Jesus Christ: Superstar, and Metalocalypse. Then we went to George Webbs and I ate chicken fingers. 'Twas excellent. I'm starting to get some serious drunk munchies now.

I WANT MEAT!!!

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Last night, I hung out with some friends, drank at least 10 beers/ciders

Dont ever let me hear you drinking cider again. Youre better than that. Plus it will turn your penis inside out.

[smile_man]

onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn that.

i said i wouldnt smoke any weed this week, but i had a half finished jont from sunday so i finished it and then ate spaghetti with bacon and im listen to battles.

[snipelfritz]

Last night, I hung out with some friends, drank at least 10 beers/ciders

Dont ever let me hear you drinking cider again. Youre better than that. Plus it will turn your penis inside out.

I can't help it. It's too delicious. I do love me some beer though. And whiskey. I'll drink just about anything that isn't gin or vodka.

I am glad that you have that high of a perception of me. Unless you just hate cider that much.

[snipelfritz]

24 hours later, and I'm drunk again bitches!!!!

Am I the only person who simultaneously idolizes and despises themself at the same time?

So does ILF chat still happen at all???

[dubkitty]

24 hours later, and I'm drunk again bitches!!!!

Am I the only person who simultaneously idolizes and despises themself at the same time?

So does ILF chat still happen at all???

i'd go more with "despises and is amused by." nobody else gets the bizarre and obscure references and puns in my jokes, but i fuckin' crack myself up.

[sonidero]

Grolsch and the time...