only post here when you're drunk or high

[Toonster]

May the source be with you..

we pay like 6,50euro's a gram(instant stoner shit), to waisted by drinking beers and bacardi and coke(soda version ) to calculate to the American eight and money standards

[SPACERITUAL]

So i just got a new car for my birthday. Fifty bucks. 88 buick park ave. My friends just gave me a magrudergrind tape for it cause i dont have a cd player (ive actually never had a car with a cd player). smoked the fuck out but had to spend all monies on gas..........so didnt have any monies to eat with. There was outback takeout on the counter when i came in. yum. i think im a realy big disappointment to my parents. I hate that but dont know how to go about being "successful". this post took over 30 min to write cause im watching happy tree friends. aside from minor depression so chill right now

[Tigerbass]

I love Saturday morning. Coffee, a blunt. Alright.

Same here 'cept replace blunt with bong hits. I grew up in Virginia Beach and we smoked blunts because it took that much to get high off the stemy, seedy, brown schwag weed we got out there. You could get it for 90 bucks an O,...but half of it was stems and seeds. We'd literally buy an O and go through and pick out all the seeds and stems. Out here the pot is so fine that all it takes is a bowl or two and you're a couch log ($40 an 1/8th no seeds,...no giant stems).

Not sure if this is cool or not,...MM or PP, feel free to delete this post and it's attached photo if it isn't,...but I thought I'd post a pic of the nodules available to us (I freeking love this town).

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[gururyan]

...comfortably numb. Moving out to the back yard to light a small fire, stare at the stars, and listen to new music.

[warwick.hoy]

I love Saturday morning. Coffee, a blunt. Alright.

Same here 'cept replace blunt with bong hits. I grew up in Virginia Beach and we smoked blunts because it took that much to get high off the stemy, seedy, brown schwag weed we got out there. You could get it for 90 bucks an O,...but half of it was stems and seeds. We'd literally buy an O and go through and pick out all the seeds and stems. Out here the pot is so fine that all it takes is a bowl or two and you're a couch log ($40 an 1/8th no seeds,...no giant stems).

Not sure if this is cool or not,...MM or PP, feel free to delete this post and it's attached photo if it isn't,...but I thought I'd post a pic of the nodules available to us (I freeking love this town).

IMG_6995.jpg

About to smoke some of that very nodge,....mmmmm. This is a rare occurancem. My wife and I rode out bikes to a freinds house to celebrate his homecoming from Europe and to christen his wood fired cobb oven. I've had so many glasses of wine,...I'm wasted (as mych as I love beer, I don't normally drink,....I think I may have developed an alergy to hops). Great conversation with some old and new friends,...great pizza made with fresh vegetables from One World Spokanes community garden. Now I'm gonna take a few bongs rips and see if I can get some grilled cheese.

(Yeahb I see you little red squigglies taunting me,...but I think the spitit of this thread is to ignore you)

[Eric!]

You're lucky you're doing the FH CEO, he lets you work high/drunk!!!

[Companda]

You and Companda are crazy, but thanks for the complements! Oh and I believe I am already a MRS..sry!

Right. We are both married to Tom and we changed our surname to Compton. It was posted on the internet, so it has to be true.

It's the law.

[delaydecay]

first post in here.

drunk texting a pretty girl while watching Evil Dead will most likely get me shot by a AK-47. fuck it thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

time's never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

i think Shakespeare or Dr Seuss said that.

hi Julie

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

vlaaaarg wasted on my dfeeling fraaly good on wiscomson 7rh microbrew

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

like miles, 1st take is always the one...

[Eric!]

Wow deja vu is a weird and crazy thing... but deja vu when you are high is totally fucked up crazy!

Oh don't worry it's just your consciousness momentarily fucking up and realizing that life if nothing more than a collective illusion and time doesn't exist. I once had a friend go on for like 2 hours about how the present doesn't really exist because time is constantly changing from the past into the future. He was pretty fucked up.

So i took the pepsi challenge and it doesn't taste as good as coke with scotch. I am disappointed.

Uncertainty principle, big whoop

[magiclawnchair]

cabernet and blue dream...

[Teej212]

i took like 5 huge hits from my bong, and i am in outer space. listening to cymbals eat guitars. you guys are fucking awesome.

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

fuck yeaaaah. come see us and we can rip that shit together!
also, i love oktoberfest brews

[spacelordmother]

Finals week, lack of sleep, not enough food, and splitting a pitcher of hefe put me in the mood for the best sleep I've had in weeks.

So. Much. Yes.