So I'm driving to the GA border from TN, and I see this guy next to me with a Strymon sticker on his car. --I like Strymon pedals, but I loathe fanboys of any brand. I can't imageine making myself a walking advertisement, in lieu of developing a personality. As a lifelong resident of the Bible belt, I can pretty much size up anyone based on their car and choice of personal advertising. Basically, I expect this guy to be a young douche.
Anyway...I'm coasting at 60 in a 45, just before entering a 55 (all the locals do 65+ on this road). Strymon sticker guy is way behind me and guns it to 65 and then immediately jumps into my lane (right side) and throws on his turn signal. Of course, I have to jump into the left now to avoid smashing into him.
I lower my passenger window, tap the horn, and give him the one-finger salute. (no, this wasn't road rage. I was fully anticipating this, and was mentally watching this unfold in slow motion.) Would I have flipped this micro penis off, if he didn't have a Strymon sticker? ---No. With basically anything else (MAGA, Roll Tide, Wide Spread Panic, Dixie Pride), I would've just ignored him. As I said, it's the Bible belt, you don't want to antagonize hostile cave people.
Anyway, that was extremely satisfying. I can't remember the last time I flipped someone off and it made me chuckle. Usually, I'm dealing with illogical, unstable people. This time, I was dealing with some dumbass kid, and it was more of a Dennis the Menace moment, rather than
I hate your existence and I want you to be vaporized moment. (anyway....little pleasures)
