UGLIEST GEAR

John · Post by **John** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:22 pm

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/it ... 5721851863

holy fuck

Blood_mountain · Post by **Blood_mountain** » Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:51 am

John wrote:https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/468565721851863

holy fuck

That thing is horrific

qersty · Post by **qersty** » Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:17 am

Was it a höfner?

moozz · Post by **moozz** » Sat Oct 22, 2022 11:32 am

Blood_mountain wrote:
John wrote:https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/468565721851863

holy fuck
That thing is horrific

But it is both vintage AND unique! I would be worried if that monstrosity was NOT unique

echorec · Post by **echorec** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:19 pm

It's like having your mind impregnated by a nightmare.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/125476204300?_ ... %7Ciid%3A1

Also, why do so many sellers think it's OK to list a guitar without photographing the headstock? It's an essential component. I see $6K guitars listed sometimes with no headstock. In what industries is that normal? If you're a realtor, you don't need to show every toilet in a 9-bedroom/5-bathroom house. However, if you're selling a guitar, the headstock should be in at least two pictures---a close-up and a shot of the full instrument.

John · Post by **John** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:53 pm

qersty wrote:Was it a höfner?

It's a this

Velcro Bottom · Post by **Velcro Bottom** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 12:30 am

Woah.

Blood_mountain · Post by **Blood_mountain** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:28 pm

“Custom” paint job.

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I think you’re fired.

echorec · Post by **echorec** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:12 pm

Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke? I just don't have the words to describe how much I hate the work of Walrus' so-called artists. The illustrations are generally poorly-balanced compositions, showcase no understanding of color theory, display poor lineweight, and they're often pitifully-executed knockoffs of whatever style they're borrowing from.

Walrus does manga = total shit
Walrus does sci-fi = subpar shit
Walrus does horror fantasy = meh shit
Walrus does romantic fantasy = ugly shit
Walrus does retro minimalism = disappointing shit

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:19 pm

echorec wrote:It's like having your mind impregnated by a nightmare.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/125476204300?_ ... %7Ciid%3A1

MechaGodzilla · Post by **MechaGodzilla** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 2:47 pm

i agree that the walrus pedal is ugly but

echorec wrote:Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

coupleonapkins · Post by **coupleonapkins** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 3:07 am

Just the thought, really, of 100 EHX knobs is the ugliest gear imaginable, but the Alchemy Audio reality is awfully offal:

Pepe · Post by **Pepe** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:29 am

These are indeed the ugliest knobs in every aspect: optically and haptic. And the white marker will be gone at some day.

echorec · Post by **echorec** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:56 pm

MechaGodzilla wrote:i agree that the walrus pedal is ugly but
echorec wrote:Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

As someone previously unacquainted with river children, I feel my assessment was pretty spot-on.

coupleonapkins · Post by **coupleonapkins** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:32 pm

All-original Travis Bean TB-500 with *cheef's kiss*

I'd much rather have a Ghanaian movie poster, tho

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