The Confessions Thread

[Kacey Y]

On the real life confessions tip, I was scared as fuck of clowns when I was a kid.

[$harkToootth]

Are we all on the same wavelength? Or in the same cluster? I've been pretty obsessed with DMT Jesters the past 72 hours.
I always loved clowns as a kid (and "adult" )

[gnomethrone]

On the real life confessions tip, I was scared as fuck of clowns when I was a kid.

I'm more scared of them now. As a kid I just kinda accepted that it was a normal thing. Now I look at them like "Why are you like this? What are you up to?" I hung out with some circus folk from this weird avant garde troop a few times and they were fun and interesting people but man there was some dark shit just below the surface.

[$harkToootth]

Oh boy...do tell, please?

[Kacey Y]

I'm as fine with clowns now as I am any people. In other words, as long as they're not getting in my face or bugging me, it's fine. The sight of clowns isn't scary to me now. When I was small though, every single clown ever was always like "I'm just going to bend at the waste and pop my face right in front of this kid and wave with a crazy expression on my already painted face, he'll like that!". Then it became a general sense of uh oh, there's a clown over there, head down, drift behind mom's leg, keep moving situation. In general anybody aggressively invading my personal space freaked me out as a kid and annoys me as an adult. I was definitely a scaredy cat as a little kid though.

[gnomethrone]

Oh boy...do tell, please?

Nothing real fun or wacky just the usual sad stuff that you never expect but end up running into in outre subculture situations. I probably shouldn't say anything too specific. One anecdote: I bought a few cartons of mexican camel cigarettes for super cheap from this sword swallower after he fucked up his esophagus in a stunt gone wrong and couldn't smoke for awhile. I quit years ago but at the time it was like winning the lotto.

[$harkToootth]

Confession perhaps?
In an effort to improve my health by 10% (I'm a pretty healthy guy all things considered...just have been inspired to make a few tweaks lately) I have been drinking and eating beets everyday. Not a lot, just putting some beets in salads and drinking two 12oz glasses of beet juice per day.
Consequently it looks like I'm shitting organs every time I make

[Kacey Y]

Confession perhaps?
In an effort to improve my health by 10% (I'm a pretty healthy guy all things considered...just have been inspired to make a few tweaks lately) I have been drinking and eating beets everyday. Not a lot, just putting some beets in salads and drinking two 12oz glasses of beet juice per day.
Consequently it looks like I'm shitting organs every time I make

The last time I ate a beet salad I pissed red and flipped out until I remembered.

[$harkToootth]

Oh yeah, that's happening too I've been drinking 2 glasses of Pomegranate juice/day too so it's only adding to the mix

[adamajah]

I avoid putting the peanut butter on my english muffins straight out of the toaster. I let em cool for a minute so they don't turn into oil slicks.

[BetterOffShred]

I frequently think I ate beets until I remember I'm actually shitting organs.

[$harkToootth]

I frequently think I ate beets until I remember I'm actually shitting organs.

I dun goofed!!!

[BetterOffShred]

Seriously though, why do things like beets that are so tasty have such a gnarly impact on defecation? It's similar to plowing a whole bag of cherries.. boom you're done. Life's over. A few times in my life I was gorging myself on cherries and other fruit, and I knew the squirts were imminent, but I was just unable to muster any fucks. I knew my fate, and greedily consumed the pile anyway. Later, while clutching the toilet seat to prevent liftoff I reflected upon my decision .. knowing that I'd make the same one again

[Kacey Y]

The secret is to never stop getting diarrhea.

[gnomethrone]

I'm sitting in a classroom for the first time in 15 years and I feel like I'm gonna legit shit my organs out.