I don’t know, the worst thing might be the brand name in little league baseball font.Olin wrote:Worst thing about this is that it's a phaser.$harkToootth wrote:You freaking goof balls! The answer was so easy for this one and here we are 13 pages later.
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Worst Pedal Names?
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It's fucking purple tho.




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That's really friggin funny
I like how they put the "R" for registered trademark as a warning to anyone who wants to steal their awesome pedal name.
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I like how they put the "R" for registered trademark as a warning to anyone who wants to steal their awesome pedal name.
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And I'll take the hit on CabDryVR, too clever by half.
And I'll take the hit on CabDryVR, too clever by half.
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LOL, well played.Tom Von Kramm wrote: And I'll take the hit on CabDryVR, too clever by half.
That Rubberneck tho.
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TBH, Plum would have been a better choice than Grape.Blackened Soul wrote:Chankgeez wrote:It's fucking plum tho.![]()
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They could have gone the portmanteau route and called it the Grazer...

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You calledMechaGodzilla wrote:gay pager?

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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Wait, is that supposed to be like "Seven Up"?Tom Von Kramm wrote:SubN'Up


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Swiss Things = SwingsBlood_mountain wrote:Best Could-have-been-a-portmanteau pedal names?
Tube Screamer = Tumer
Super Octave = Suave
Blood Moon Chrome = Blooooome
Generation Loss = Geneross
OCD = OD
(MXR) Analog Chorus = too obvious
Frazz Dazzler = Frazzzzler
Green Russian Big Muff = Greessian Biff (I don't know what a Grecian biff is, but I assume it's NSFW)
Instant LoFi Junky = Insto Funky
MojoMojo = Moo
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Resurrecting thread to point out that no, Wolf Computer is the best name hands down. I have an English degreeBlackened Soul wrote:Soda Meiser
Pickle Pie
Tube Screamer
Hot Cake
Fuck
Big Muff
Wolf Computer
Memory Man
You can go on forever... all are dumb, who cares but a bunch of forum dweebz? so what? now what?