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(lions and tigers and) bears & a sasquatch?!?!?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:04 pm
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:23 am
Any one watching shark week? I know they recycle most the same shows... I happened to catch a special on the Bull Shark though...
I'm uh... more of a fresh water guy [lakes] anyway (Bull Sharks can make their way into fresh water streams
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I hike a lot so I need to start posting all the bear warning signs I see. Mostly Black Bears in my area. The signs are comical cause the gist is "Hey... if you see a black bear. get F**K out of there. IT WILL EAT YOU!" and signs with a hint of "HEY STUPID... DON'T LEAVE YOUR F**KING TRASH IN THE PARK. YOU'RE F**KING IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!"
I'm uh... more of a fresh water guy [lakes] anyway (Bull Sharks can make their way into fresh water streams
)I hike a lot so I need to start posting all the bear warning signs I see. Mostly Black Bears in my area. The signs are comical cause the gist is "Hey... if you see a black bear. get F**K out of there. IT WILL EAT YOU!" and signs with a hint of "HEY STUPID... DON'T LEAVE YOUR F**KING TRASH IN THE PARK. YOU'RE F**KING IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!"
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:52 pm
I have not watched any Shark Week. 
Bears like people food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEYzPEtL1I
Bears like people food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEYzPEtL1I
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:30 pm
My Dad saw a bunch of deer at the bank but they forgot card 
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:11 am
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:13 pm
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:35 pm
I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.
These are not normal owl noises either... not good.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.
These are not normal owl noises either... not good.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:43 pm
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:37 am
I’m no bird expert but whatever happened to Mr. Owl tonight was no beuno. Someone found his tootsie roll center if you know what I mean.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Blackened Soul » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 am
$harkToootth wrote:I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.
These are not normal owl noises either... not good.
By chance is it a bared owl? There a bunch around here, one lives in my yard (you've seen a picture of it
) just wait till early summer when the owlets are learning to fly... Noisy little turds.-
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 pm
It actually could have been.
Oh Mister Owl was learning SOMETHING last night. Wasn’t flying though...
I’ll follow up tonight in case there is another owl bath house orgy outside my fucking (literally at this point) window.
Oh Mister Owl was learning SOMETHING last night. Wasn’t flying though...
I’ll follow up tonight in case there is another owl bath house orgy outside my fucking (literally at this point) window.
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:49 pm
The sounds Mister Owl was making were not unlike that scene in Ingmar Bergman’s masterpiece THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY, where Karin hears those horrible screams through the crow calls.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by Chankgeez » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:53 pm
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:01 pm
Mr. Owl got a little more than he bargained for and I have not heard from him since.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag
by $harkToootth » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:39 pm
CHANK!!! I SAW A BLACK BEAR TODAY! IT... WAS... HUGE...
I did take a video but you can barely see it. I haven't seen a bear "in the wild" in over a decade! Omg, this one was BIG!
I did take a video but you can barely see it. I haven't seen a bear "in the wild" in over a decade! Omg, this one was BIG!
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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