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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:23 am

Any one watching shark week? I know they recycle most the same shows... I happened to catch a special on the Bull Shark though...
I'm uh... more of a fresh water guy [lakes] anyway (Bull Sharks can make their way into fresh water streams :eek: )

I hike a lot so I need to start posting all the bear warning signs I see. Mostly Black Bears in my area. The signs are comical cause the gist is "Hey... if you see a black bear. get F**K out of there. IT WILL EAT YOU!" and signs with a hint of "HEY STUPID... DON'T LEAVE YOUR F**KING TRASH IN THE PARK. YOU'RE F**KING IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!"
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:52 pm

I have not watched any Shark Week. :idk:

Bears like people food:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEYzPEtL1I

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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:30 pm

My Dad saw a bunch of deer at the bank but they forgot card :cry: :cry:
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:11 am

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:13 pm

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:35 pm

I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:43 pm

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:37 am

I’m no bird expert but whatever happened to Mr. Owl tonight was no beuno. Someone found his tootsie roll center if you know what I mean.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Blackened Soul » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 am

$harkToootth wrote:I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.

By chance is it a bared owl? There a bunch around here, one lives in my yard (you've seen a picture of it ;) ) just wait till early summer when the owlets are learning to fly... Noisy little turds.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 pm

It actually could have been.
Oh Mister Owl was learning SOMETHING last night. Wasn’t flying though...
I’ll follow up tonight in case there is another owl bath house orgy outside my fucking (literally at this point) window.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:49 pm

The sounds Mister Owl was making were not unlike that scene in Ingmar Bergman’s masterpiece THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY, where Karin hears those horrible screams through the crow calls.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:53 pm

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:01 pm

Mr. Owl got a little more than he bargained for and I have not heard from him since.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:39 pm

CHANK!!! I SAW A BLACK BEAR TODAY! IT... WAS... HUGE...
I did take a video but you can barely see it. I haven't seen a bear "in the wild" in over a decade! Omg, this one was BIG!
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

Postby Chankgeez » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:48 pm

Yeah, well, I saw these bear cubs on YouTube: :bear:



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