https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/m ... 24741.html
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Will quote before it's gone:
ROLAND FUCKING JUPITER 8 'THE KING OF THE VINTAGE SYNTHS'! YEAH DADDY! - $40000 (Bel-Air)
*********************** BLACK FRIDAY SALE EXTENDED ***********************
YOU GOT LOTS OF MONEY HUH? FLEX ON THE FUCKIN WORLD BY PAYING 3X MARKET VALUE, MOTHER FUCKER!
FULLY RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN MY MOMS BASEMENT. ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. CALL THE DOCTOR, IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 4 HOURS. WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE ROLAND JUPITER 8 !!! HELP ME.
This is the absolute best example. 25-bits!! Thats 10+1 MORE BITS THAN ANY OTHER JUPITER FUCKING 8. With DCB (DUDE CASH BABY). This is it. This is the one !!! THE ONE!!! YOU'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER JP8 FOR THIS MUCH MONEY.
We are looking for 50K outright cash or 51.5K total value in cash + trade to high end studio equipment; especially high-end mixing consoles like STEVE, SSL, APICKLE, Neogeo, Trident, ETC (the rarest of the rare).
Low-ballers and scammers? Don't even bother. BUILD THE WALL!
Seriously interested? Text three two three six eight three seven four six seven
Now accepting cryptocurrency (Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Dogecoin 2x, Litcoin) through Coinbase and my ass!!!
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