by Benn Roe » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:17 am
The listing is actually really fishy. The name of the shop is "Sean's Boutique", and it says Sean Rowe owned the guitar, but everything is written with elusive passive voicing. "It was owned by Sean Rowe" and "It was ... aesthetically modified to look similar to the duct tape pattern on his acoustic/electric guitar" clearly want you to believe that he made the hideous modifications to this guitar and that you're buying it directly from him, but it's not actually making either claim directly. It's a really funny deception to attempt against the fanbase of a virtual unkown. Why would he use duct tape on his iconic acoustic guitar, but then bolt a bunch of plastic to some electric guitar he's not even known for using?
Either way, that beard and that surname have me really suspicious that he's an entity from the black lodge looking to supplant me in this reality. I'm on to you, Sean Rowe, you and Ben Roethlisberger both...
Former Bands: Lazy Gaga, Kadis-kot, Pyramids, In First Person, the Holy Fucking Spirit, Take Down Your Art, A Petal Fallen