UGLIEST GEAR

[adamajah]

[nogodsnobedtimes]

[dubkitty]

the really awful thing is that you just know there's somebody out in bumfuck Texas who would actually buy one of those things.

[adamajah]

yep. otherwise why would shite like this be made? D:

[BetterOffShred]

Oh boy! That shit is gross

[dubkitty]

the snakeskin motif pickup bobbins really make the look, don't you think?

[chrisdermo]

" I went down to ferenginar and made a guitar"

Let me know when this song is ready to hear. How much latinum to make a guitar on Ferenginar?

[Jero]

the really awful thing is that you just know there's somebody out in bumfuck Texas who would actually buy one of those things.

*insert Foghorn Leghorn gif*
not really...that is pretty

but I bet I see one in a pawn shop within a years time

[comesect2.0]

If you bring enough orion slave girls to provide oomox services, the spare parts you'll receive.. may not be worth their weight in latinum... and may look like the deleterious linings of the grand nagus's nose...but it works.

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Only had three strings left over, and it is still not done, but...it works.

[dubkitty]

Flintstones rock!

[Jwar]

Virgins?

how about rich sluts?



https://reverb.com/item/12110249-rare-o ... style-body

I am so confused by this listing that I feel like writing the guy. What the fuck is this? I don't get it??


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGAbctSHuY[/youtube]

[repoman]

Because what better way to honor some dying out race of people than to try and make a ridiculous profit off exploiting their doodles? So brave! Powerful!

[Blackened Soul]

Virgins?

how about rich sluts?



https://reverb.com/item/12110249-rare-o ... style-body

I am so confused by this listing that I feel like writing the guy. What the fuck is this? I don't get it??


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGAbctSHuY[/youtube]

The guy has a bass too



https://reverb.com/item/12097597-rare-o ... -bass-body

[Chankgeez]

Gotta wear a Huichol Storm Trooper helmet while you're playin' one o' those:



(For the record, I don't think Huichol designs are UGLY. Storm Trooper helmets on the other hand… )

[Dandolin]

this page. I want a Huichol design rasta cap.

This guitar.



The virtues of the case interior aside, I simply can't handle this finish on an otherwise fine guitar. Of course, others may differ in their opinions, and they have my sympathy. I love that the seller pads the description with the factoid that there was an $800 upcharge for that finish. Pretty sure I could fix it for less.