The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[$harkToootth]

Since we're riffing....
I'm not great at getting the best price grocery shopping. My Dad is a pro. It's truly something special. My brother picked it up. Not me (2 impulsive).
That said...
I got either the laundry or dishwashing detail. My life experience has set me up to be proficient on these fronts. Also, great at landscaping (cutting lawns, taking leaves really. I'm not a landscape architect).
Actually really any gritty cleaning job has my name all over it. Can't escape serfdom.

[D.o.S.]

All of you should feel free to move to Scandiland, be it to escape government or depression. (It's cold and dark here, but I have blankets.)

Full disclosure it's easier to move to candy land than scandiland.

[actual]

Not too shabby in the kitchen, good at bargain shopping. You can just put me in a trailer in the outskirts.

[Kacey Y]

I love to grocery shop and I'm a good cook as well. My wife is decent at sewing and very crafty, so she can help out with the hooded cloaks. I'm assuming this is a hooded cloak style cult.

Lots of cheap real estate in NE Ohio for compounds.

[BetterOffShred]

I love to grocery shop and I'm a good cook as well. My wife is decent at sewing and very crafty, so she can help out with the hooded cloaks. I'm assuming this is a hooded cloak style cult.

Lots of cheap real estate in NE Ohio for compounds.

I can bargain shop and cook, plus I can fix cars and chop firewood for days. I can also make pointed and edged weaponry out of random bits of steel for hunting and protection from the neighboring Metal-zone cult that's sure to spring up..

[Achtane]

Banding together is the only way we're gonna survive the post-Trump tribal warfare.
We might have to make a shaky alliance with the metalzone cultists.

[Kacey Y]

I can bargain shop and cook, plus I can fix cars and chop firewood for days. I can also make pointed and edged weaponry out of random bits of steel for hunting and protection from the neighboring Metal-zone cult that's sure to spring up..

Splinter groups will be a serious concern. We don't want a full on Robot Farts vs HM-2 civil war.

[Invisible Man]

There will be no shopping. We need to be self-sufficient to survive the Trumpocene. We'll be an agrarian kvlt, and we'll use solar panels. No real need for vehicles, though I imagine we'll keep a truck around for hauling material and for emergencies.

Food prep
Construction
Harvester
Electrician
Educator
Waste Disposal
Beautification
Health Care
Blacksmith
Seamstress

Hard cap on working more than four hours a day, unless there is some overload or crisis.

[Achtane]

There's always a need for vehicles. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Fury Road!

[BetterOffShred]

If it's a dude is it a "Seamster" ?

[actual]

I foresee an authoritarian communist regime. Not sure I like it, but I'll take health care and/or jester.
Who's on handjobs?

[spacelordmother]

If only we had a scale replica of a famous WW2 tank. Then we'd be in business.

[waltdogg]

making stupid decisions. oh well

[aens_wife]

Who's on handjobs?

NOT IT

[waltdogg]

nose goes!