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OK addendum to the sneezing thing:

If I sense a sneeze coming but I can't 'perform,' I stare into the nearest light and think about a vampire creeping up behind me and biting me on the neck. 100% success rate.

I once admitted this to a room of people at a social event and didn't get any friends out of the deal.
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Invisible Man wrote:OK addendum to the sneezing thing:

If I sense a sneeze coming but I can't 'perform,' I stare into the nearest light and think about a vampire creeping up behind me and biting me on the neck. 100% success rate.

I once admitted this to a room of people at a social event and didn't get any friends out of the deal.
Perhaps your garlic-scented cologne drove them away.
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01010111 wrote:As long as it doesn’t have freezer burn you should be fine. How far expired is it?
I went back to them. Microwaved two. Couldn't do it. I saw two black spots and said threw them out.

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Hey IM - I see what you did there. :hello:
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Guys...guys...this is the best thing that ever happened to me...
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$harkToootth wrote:Guys...guys...this is the best thing that ever happened to me...
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Where can I buy them? I'll give 'em a shot.
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I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'. They're a bit pricey though. A good deal is 2 for $4 (when you see them you may be like 'Uh this is $2?') they're delicious though for a quick 3 minute meal.
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$harkToootth wrote:I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'. They're a bit pricey though. A good deal is 2 for $4 (when you see them you may be like 'Uh this is $2?') they're delicious though for a quick 3 minute meal.
Will I spend time regretting it later? :lol:

Oh wait, Stop n Shop? No problem, just a mile away. I'll give them a shot this weekend. :thumb:
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Believe or not 'No'. I've been eating the Red's burritos for a while now, that's just a new flavor. I like them cause they're quick, you won't wreck your trousers, and they're filling (2 of them).
I love Chorizo though so this is like the world's gift to me.
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$harkToootth wrote:I get them at my local 'Stop&Shop'.
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$harkToootth wrote:Believe or not 'No'. I've been eating the Red's burritos for a while now, that's just a new flavor. I like them cause they're quick, you won't wreck your trousers, and they're filling (2 of them).
I love Chorizo though so this is like the world's gift to me.
Sounds awesome, $harky, thanks for the recommendation. :thumb:
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Lurker13 wrote:Hey IM - I see what you did there. :hello:
Yeah I felt bad about it.
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Invisible Man wrote:
Lurker13 wrote:Hey IM - I see what you did there. :hello:
Yeah I felt bad about it.
I appreciated the ironic humor, even if your audience didn't. But hey, at least they didn't rip you limb from limb.

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Lurker13 wrote: They make it way too easy for a bibliophile to resist.
#justiceforbookshops

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I kind of want to try some of that weird, stinky fish from Scandinavian countries.

Also, I'm watching Arthur's Perfect Christmas right now.
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