$harkToootth wrote:Will check out. Thank you Sir. (I didn't want to keep posting in the thread of sorrows, other people need that thread)
Every time I pop into that thread thinking "I'm tired, I wish my kids would sleep/eat/not scream" or "I'm bummed out that I can't find a band", I see someone talking about cancer or their house burning down and I'm like...
If they made a "pants crapping" thread that would render my need to post in that thread obsolete.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
ghost shits are my favorite, its like the longest turd sliding against a mans g spot that has you think omg this is fuckin solid! then you wipe and its clean as a daisy, you jump up and look behind you......but nothing is there........................
when times are ruff, a sink, or shower that happens to be right next to the latrine is good for wetting the paper to make for clean.
I havent worn underwear nor have I owned any since no joke...maybe, 8th grade....
I like when you fart while your sitting down and the pressure is so great it rises up threw the top of your crack and makes a clapping sound.
Yeah, the clean getaway ghost turd is always a fantastic experience. I home brew Kombucha and when I really hit it hard I swear I could digest a tire off my pickup truck if I ate it. That shit is crazy.
My taste in pedals keep getting cheaper. Damn you BST for having exactly three things tempting me right now and all being reasonably priced (if not inexpensive?).
I swear I am going backwards in terms of circuit appeal.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I was trying to use the word in a combination to create a noun, the same way one would use 'sex appeal'. I am not a smart man.
Comesect, don't get me started man....
True talk, regarding Christmas movies, ANNABELLE'S WISH gets me every time
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
BetterOffShred wrote:Gary Jules cover of Mad World tears ( ) me up.
I feel so sorry for Tears for Fears because the populace will forever believe it's actually a Gary Jules song.
That being said, I hate the Tear for Fears version because it's like they took all the worst instruments made in '80s and then handed them to random people with a general guideline of how the song was supposed to go.
I love Tears for Fears, but you really have to get past the fact that they are the embodiment of a sound that probably seemed so new at the time but became dated the moment it was recorded. It's like the Windows 95 screensaver of music.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
