The Confessions Thread

[$harkToootth]

Although I absolutely refuse to break my strict 'No Pre-Order' memo. I stopped bothering (and when I say bother I mean politely reach out like once every 6 months minimum) this one builder cause now it's a bit. I just want to see how long they take

[popvulture]

Yeah...I just want to go for a walk tbh. I think I was meant to be a lab assistant or something. My interest in corporate 'marketing' is waning. My interest in living in Tri-State area is non-existent. I'm kind of ready for some professional changes. Whatever 'grit' small businesses owners have, and any sort of tenacity, or 'fight'...I just don't have it Zero entrepreneurial spirit here!

Gear Related: I truly don't need another piece of gear let alone dirt pedal...but I find myself watching an insane amounts of oscillating fuzz demos. Like, I want to watch these too. Instead of watching a movie or TV I go right to YouTube for these I kind of wish more fuzz pedals had an expression input though as I only really run 4 pedals in a chain. Maybe 5? I call in a 'guitar voice' Dirt > Pitch > Filter > Delay. May I throw a glitch pedal in the chain (I have three of those total). But I always am tweaking these pedals while playing. Pitch Shifters are the only pedals I haven't gone overboard with. I only have two stand alone ones.

Not Gear Related: I literally took a 16 inch dump yesterday. The day started with some wicked diarrhea so I knew I was clogged up. A whole day and over 8 (100mg) caffeine beverages later...the clogging came out. It came out shaped like a heart so I took a picture and sent it to my brother cause I love him.

The day my younger son was born, at like 5am, I pooped a single turd that was the diameter of a pencil and about 2 feet long. It coiled the edge of the bowl and slightly overlapped. I've never seen anything like it.

Interpret this omen of my child's birth how you will.

loled real hard...

[Kacey Y]

Really weird poops are like a teenager's poems. They seem really special and important to the person who makes them, but to share them with other people would only induce very awkward social discomfort.

[$harkToootth]

Not this guy. Your colon was clearly experiencing some sort of empathy for the mother of your child and wanted to make its own fun umbilical cord.

One time I took a giant two part dump that looked like a question mark so I promptly texted my friend a picture with the caption "Hey Batman it's me The Riddler'

[Kacey Y]

Not this guy. Your colon was clearly experiencing some sort of empathy for the mother of your child and wanted to make its own fun umbilical cord.

One time I took a giant two part dump that looked like a question mark so I promptly texted my friend a picture with the caption "Hey Batman it's me The Riddler'

We need to be friends.

[$harkToootth]

I thought we already were...V V

[popvulture]

I always wanna tell people about remarkable shits. On the shitter right now, in fact. Nothing remarkable to report at the moment, though.

[Chankgeez]

remarkable shits

Band name.

First album could be On The Shitter Right Now!

[$harkToootth]

I'm on the shitter right now too making a poo for you.
It's violent...

[Kacey Y]

I thought we already were...V V

[$harkToootth]

Not but, I literally just did. 2 much mct oil in my coffee today...

[popvulture]

Lubed trajectory

[$harkToootth]

Some soy boys lube to get it in, some soy boys lube to get it out.

[Iommic Pope]

I feel like comes to should post his “prepare your anus” meme here l, not as a parody of these events, but more as a community awareness announcement.

[$harkToootth]

Toast of London is top shelf Matt Berry, if you haven't yet seen it.

Will check out. Thank you Sir. (I didn't want to keep posting in the thread of sorrows, other people need that thread)