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When I smell something gross, I have to spit to get the smell molecules out of my mouth.
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I don’t think I’ve ever closed the blinds to a window at night and not though about being sniped.
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I really want some Christian / Pop Culture reference T-Shirts like this.
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Y'all gotta stop bitchin' and rock out:

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I've gone mad...completely mad...
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I secretly wish the bears on TV would maul/eat the idiots who are getting out of their cars to take pictures.
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The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks :snax:
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$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...
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A friend had one of those — it was the first time I had ever seen/use any effects and :love:

Probably doesn’t sound like I remember. Haha
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$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...
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Does this have stereo output or do I need to buy 2?
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Blackened Soul wrote:The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks :snax:
Good point :joy:

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Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.
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This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
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$harkToootth wrote:Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.
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This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
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How much for the mothership pedal? Will you trade for actionable blackmail material on several highly placed dolphin researchers?
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Great article on the dolphin situation.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... o-loved-me

I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
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You did it for the bit of course. It was a funny bit.
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Invisible Man wrote:Great article on the dolphin situation.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... o-loved-me

I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
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