The Confessions Thread
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When I smell something gross, I have to spit to get the smell molecules out of my mouth.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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I don’t think I’ve ever closed the blinds to a window at night and not though about being sniped.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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I really want some Christian / Pop Culture reference T-Shirts like this.


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Y'all gotta stop bitchin' and rock out:
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BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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I've gone mad...completely mad...


"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I secretly wish the bears on TV would maul/eat the idiots who are getting out of their cars to take pictures.
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The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks 

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A friend had one of those — it was the first time I had ever seen/use any effects and$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...

Probably doesn’t sound like I remember. Haha
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Does this have stereo output or do I need to buy 2?$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...
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Good pointBlackened Soul wrote:The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks

Bears win again
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Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.

This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...


This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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How much for the mothership pedal? Will you trade for actionable blackmail material on several highly placed dolphin researchers?$harkToootth wrote:Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.
This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
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Great article on the dolphin situation.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... o-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... o-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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You did it for the bit of course. It was a funny bit.
Invisible Man was like, "Welcome to class"

Invisible Man was like, "Welcome to class"

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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You're giving away all the good stuff, there goes my trade value.Invisible Man wrote:Great article on the dolphin situation.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... o-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
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