The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

My take:

The problem is that people learn to speak before they learn to read or learn the roots of words, prefixes/suffixes, etc. They also are more likely to learn more words audibly rather than through reading. So they hardwire these bad habits early.

It takes an observant brain and applied critical thinking skills to realize the mistakes in your speech and to correct them.

Therefore, I find it acceptable to judge the critical thinking skills of people who choose to sound stupid. Yes, there is some leeway for accents/speech impediments, but I'm still judging...silently...

Then again, I'm internally haughty and have an inflated sense of my own intelligence anyway.

[Invisible Man]

I mean I take that thesis for granite, Snip.

[Chankgeez]

The sis for granite?

That's mighty igneous of you, bro.

[Iommic Pope]

Sedimentary, my dear. Whats on?

[$harkToootth]

Confession...I don't mind working late some days cause I get real weird...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

[codetocontra]

or Nuclear.... Nuke yah lur... I had a professor who had a PHD.. worked at a Nuclear facility for like 10 years.. and Said that shit.. oh man.. so irritating!
Wolf.... woof.. that one gets me too. I think that's just a regional thing though..

Yeah, I think that nuke-you-lur was just Bush's Southern accent and everyone else just decided to go with it.

Yeah, I am real ducked with that one after Bush. It is "nu-clear" right?

[jrfox92]

Yeah, I am real ducked with that one after Bush. It is "nu-clear" right?

I pronounce it nu-cle-ur.

[codetocontra]

Oh shit forgot that one too.

[Achtane]

I've spite-jerked it in the bathroom at work before.
Like, I hated my boss and my job so much that it's just, "fuck you, you're paying me to jerk off now!"

[comesect2.0]

having an itch that feels REALLY good on your sphincter sucks when you itch it raw, then 30 min later when you gotta take a crap, your ass holes all tight and impossible to wipe.

[snipelfritz]

Nice wordplay up there, guys.

I could do a whole stand-up show about my small-time butthole/pooping issues.

I poop like 5 times a day, minimum. I'm never really done pooping. I just kind of get to a point where I need to get on with my day.

[Iommic Pope]

I've spite-jerked it in the bathroom at work before.
Like, I hated my boss and my job so much that it's just, "fuck you, you're paying me to jerk off now!"

I nearly got to this point at my old job, but if I was ever caught I'd be charged with some kind of sexual assault, make the papers and never work again.

[Achtane]

At my old bakery, we always had a huge jug of rum on hand because it was used in the bread pudding.
But it also made great rum and cokes when the boss was off.
Also the scales were highly. sensitive and thus suitable for measuring out weed.

We were not good employees. Well, until we realized that we worked for an abusive, horrible excuse of a person, we were.

[$harkToootth]

It appears I "cannot" stop watching pimple/cyst/black head/bot fly popping/removal videos...

[BetterOffShred]

Oh fuck apparently there's one with a vet rolling a flap of dog skin and worms popping out? Shit on a bacon. No way!