The Confessions Thread
Moderator: Ghost Hip
- drolo
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1168
- Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:00 pm
- Location: South Pole of Belgium
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
I can't stop myself from associating forum members with their avatars.
Like Iommic Pope in my head really is Wednesday and Darcy is really Michael Cera.
Am I unfit for the online world? Do other people think I am an incredibly happy woman typing this on an iPad while riding on a bike ??
(and that it's really dangerous, I should at least stop my bike while typing? what with not even wearing a helmet and such .. ?)
Like Iommic Pope in my head really is Wednesday and Darcy is really Michael Cera.
Am I unfit for the online world? Do other people think I am an incredibly happy woman typing this on an iPad while riding on a bike ??
(and that it's really dangerous, I should at least stop my bike while typing? what with not even wearing a helmet and such .. ?)
- $harkToootth
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 5861
- Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
- Location: FACING IT!!!
Re: The Confessions Thread
I do the same thing so "Yes" I associate you with being a very happy, care free, good humored person. I am sorry.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
- Lurker13
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1601
- Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:43 pm
- Location: Just beneath the surface.
Re: The Confessions Thread
I associate you with your avatar too, $harkToootth.$harkToootth wrote:I do the same thing so "Yes" I associate you with being a very happy, care free, good humored person. I am sorry.


coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
- $harkToootth
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 5861
- Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
- Location: FACING IT!!!
Re: The Confessions Thread

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
- snipelfritz
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 11703
- Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm
- Location: Milwaukee
Re: The Confessions Thread
I think (I was drunk and half asleep) I peed in the toilet of my sister's RV when I was sleeping in it last night. I was supposed to pee outside and I don't know if the toilet works.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
- comesect2.0
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 4372
- Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 pm
- Location: TX
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
just got done listening to an album with a raw recording at the end of church prayer which reminded me of when I was 6 years old...
my parents would take me to learn at temples and churches and my father took me up to see a "holy man" in which he told him, "my son says he does not believe in GOD"
the "holy man" looked at me and said " mmmmmmhmmmmmm, well" that is okay or something.....and that is all I remember him saying...though!
years later same man was some how caught using hotels for escort services, was in the papers...and denounced of all his duties as a "holy man"
memories like that say something.
selah, L'Chaim, aum, amen.
I kiss kisses threw this dimension my friends...till next time, all around all threw here ليلة جيدة و الله معكم
my parents would take me to learn at temples and churches and my father took me up to see a "holy man" in which he told him, "my son says he does not believe in GOD"
the "holy man" looked at me and said " mmmmmmhmmmmmm, well" that is okay or something.....and that is all I remember him saying...though!
years later same man was some how caught using hotels for escort services, was in the papers...and denounced of all his duties as a "holy man"
memories like that say something.
selah, L'Chaim, aum, amen.
I kiss kisses threw this dimension my friends...till next time, all around all threw here ليلة جيدة و الله معكم
- drolo
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1168
- Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:00 pm
- Location: South Pole of Belgium
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
I just had a 90 minute commute and sang the star spangled banner hendrix style all the way ...
- goroth
- HERO
- Posts: 13508
- Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:50 am
- Location: Eurothrash: Frozen northern outpost.
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
I've met Darcy IRL and still think he is Michael Cera.drolo wrote:I can't stop myself from associating forum members with their avatars.
Like Iommic Pope in my head really is Wednesday and Darcy is really Michael Cera.
Am I unfit for the online world? Do other people think I am an incredibly happy woman typing this on an iPad while riding on a bike ??
(and that it's really dangerous, I should at least stop my bike while typing? what with not even wearing a helmet and such .. ?)
People changing avatars fucks me up too.
Music out on all streaming services and bandcamp and what not.
Spotify /// Apple Music
My band /// Instagram ///Bandcamp ///
- Disarm D'arcy
- Supporter
- Posts: 5103
- Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:04 pm
- Location: France
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
I'm Superbad. I even have a paper heart. Ramonaaaaaa. Maybe?
Good deals: OsbornKT, Phantasmagorovich, UglyCasanova, DarkAxel, Skip, D.o.S, ColdBrightSunlight, Eivind August, Goroth
https://linktr.ee/disarmdarcy
https://linktr.ee/disarmdarcy
- drolo
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1168
- Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:00 pm
- Location: South Pole of Belgium
- Contact:
Re: The Confessions Thread
yeah ... like they just can't make up their mind or what ...goroth wrote: People changing avatars fucks me up too.
- Lurker13
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1601
- Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:43 pm
- Location: Just beneath the surface.
Re: The Confessions Thread
That bout of people using each other's avatars just to fuck with each other a while back was hilarious. It really got mindfucking.drolo wrote:yeah ... like they just can't make up their mind or what ...goroth wrote: People changing avatars fucks me up too.

coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
- Invisible Man
- Zen of BILF
- Posts: 4604
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:26 pm
Re: The Confessions Thread
Used to be I just didn't understand anxiety.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hello there.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
- Invisible Man
- Zen of BILF
- Posts: 4604
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:26 pm
Re: The Confessions Thread
I once got so upset about a Dilbert comic that I spat in the book and threw it in a trash can.
But it wasn't my book, so I had to go buy the owner a replacement copy.
You win, Dilbert.
But it wasn't my book, so I had to go buy the owner a replacement copy.
You win, Dilbert.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
- Invisible Man
- Zen of BILF
- Posts: 4604
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:26 pm
Re: The Confessions Thread
When I was in high school, I threatened to kill a student during the morning announcements.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
- Invisible Man
- Zen of BILF
- Posts: 4604
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:26 pm
Re: The Confessions Thread
When I worked as a midnight-shift cashier at a grocery store, I kept a flask of root beer in my apron. I would take giant pulls from it while cashing people out.
No one ever said a single word about it.
Also I stole a shit-ton of Jelly Bellys by dumping them directly into said apron pocket.
No one ever said a single word about it.
Also I stole a shit-ton of Jelly Bellys by dumping them directly into said apron pocket.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures