by $harkToootth » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:40 am
comesect2.0 wrote:being super sexy and a genius is a pretty heavy burden yall.
Sometimes if an Ivy League school comes up at work, I'll just pipe in and say, "Oh I went there" or "That's my alma mater". There is usually a 10 second pause before people start giggling (I'm not Ivy League material
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please