Uh ohhhh...everybody's favorite thread has been bumped!
I've been a real Soy Boy lately. Never more so now than in my life. It might be all the Arby's...
Post times in your life when you were a real Soy Boy and times that you could have been, but got the Soy under control.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
There's no stopping it now...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o[/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
If I participate in Secret Santa this year...you know what to do...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
neonblack wrote:Oh, good I can talk about Tinder some more
NEON...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US (me) SOONER!
I want to hear everything...EVERYTHING
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhjeJ0tX7s[/youtube]
"Cat Black, he's Neon Black,
I wanna hear his tinder stories, before I hit the sack,
He's so fine, sheds some humor all the time,
So c'mon Neon Black, post those stories onlineee"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1YJTai-Rg[/youtube]
"Neeooonn Black, he makes me happy,
even if things here have been craapppy"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
South African girl is cool, digs me, but she's moving back to South Africa, so...
Matched with a hot redhead with good music taste, chatted a bit, and then when I proposed a hangout she was like "I have crazy anxiety and I feel weird going out when I just moved to town...maybe I should have made a tinder account."
Hey! I have anxiety too! Let's go out and be anxious together!
And also matched with a hot punk rock single mom that has actually waited on me a couple times at this cool restaurant and said she noticed me the first time I came in with my kid. Promising, but the conversation fizzled out.
This is the last weekend I'll have the energy or time for any of this though haha
I think I'm going to get freaky deaky this weekend too. I want to make a couple of sandwiches though in case I get hungry in the process. I'm especially craving a ham sandwich...
...or maybe some ham and bean soup? I don't think my boning partner would appreciate my eating soup in the bed...there has to be a compromise cause that's what's all about.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"You put your wee wee in,
you take your pener out,
you put you wee wee in,
and you spasm all about.
You eat some hambone soup,
and you turn yourself around,
that's what it's all about!"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I'm off to Arby's to get freaky deaky! Have a great weekend Soy Boys!
Peace. Love. Follow your Heart (Purple for you Chank!)
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please