As far as South African women. I've known a ton of them and they have all been amazing. So, hope you had fun.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by Jwar » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:54 am
Congrats on custody dude!!
As far as South African women. I've known a ton of them and they have all been amazing. So, hope you had fun.
As far as South African women. I've known a ton of them and they have all been amazing. So, hope you had fun.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:34 pm
Uh ohhhh...everybody's favorite thread has been bumped!
I've been a real Soy Boy lately. Never more so now than in my life. It might be all the Arby's...
Post times in your life when you were a real Soy Boy and times that you could have been, but got the Soy under control.
I've been a real Soy Boy lately. Never more so now than in my life. It might be all the Arby's...
Post times in your life when you were a real Soy Boy and times that you could have been, but got the Soy under control.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by Chankgeez » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:37 pm
$harkToootth wrote:Uh ohhhh...everybody's favorite thread has been bumped!
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:39 pm
There's no stopping it now...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:47 pm
If I participate in Secret Santa this year...you know what to do...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by neonblack » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:08 pm
Oh, good I can talk about Tinder some more
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:09 pm
neonblack wrote:Oh, good I can talk about Tinder some more
NEON...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US (me) SOONER!
I want to hear everything...EVERYTHING
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:11 pm
forgot 2 say please...please Neon...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:20 pm
"Cat Black, he's Neon Black,
I wanna hear his tinder stories, before I hit the sack,
He's so fine, sheds some humor all the time,
So c'mon Neon Black, post those stories onlineee"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:03 pm
"Neeooonn Black, he makes me happy,
even if things here have been craapppy"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by neonblack » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:42 pm
Hahahaha, how can I say no to that?
Condensed version:
South African girl is cool, digs me, but she's moving back to South Africa, so...
Matched with a hot redhead with good music taste, chatted a bit, and then when I proposed a hangout she was like "I have crazy anxiety and I feel weird going out when I just moved to town...maybe I should have made a tinder account."
Hey! I have anxiety too! Let's go out and be anxious together!
And also matched with a hot punk rock single mom that has actually waited on me a couple times at this cool restaurant and said she noticed me the first time I came in with my kid. Promising, but the conversation fizzled out.
This is the last weekend I'll have the energy or time for any of this though haha
Condensed version:
South African girl is cool, digs me, but she's moving back to South Africa, so...
Matched with a hot redhead with good music taste, chatted a bit, and then when I proposed a hangout she was like "I have crazy anxiety and I feel weird going out when I just moved to town...maybe I should have made a tinder account."
Hey! I have anxiety too! Let's go out and be anxious together!
And also matched with a hot punk rock single mom that has actually waited on me a couple times at this cool restaurant and said she noticed me the first time I came in with my kid. Promising, but the conversation fizzled out.
This is the last weekend I'll have the energy or time for any of this though haha
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:33 pm
I think I'm going to get freaky deaky this weekend too. I want to make a couple of sandwiches though in case I get hungry in the process. I'm especially craving a ham sandwich...
...or maybe some ham and bean soup? I don't think my boning partner would appreciate my eating soup in the bed...there has to be a compromise cause that's what's all about.
...or maybe some ham and bean soup? I don't think my boning partner would appreciate my eating soup in the bed...there has to be a compromise cause that's what's all about.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:34 pm
"You put your wee wee in,
you take your pener out,
you put you wee wee in,
and you spasm all about.
You eat some hambone soup,
and you turn yourself around,
that's what it's all about!"
you take your pener out,
you put you wee wee in,
and you spasm all about.
You eat some hambone soup,
and you turn yourself around,
that's what it's all about!"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:46 pm
I'm off to Arby's to get freaky deaky! Have a great weekend Soy Boys!
Peace. Love. Follow your Heart (Purple for you Chank!)
Peace. Love. Follow your Heart (Purple for you Chank!)
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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