The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

I'm assuming they're talking about a specific brand of gyro flavored chips. No one could hate gyros. No one!

Reubens are something I like in theory, but whenever I get one I'm like "ehhh, it's ok." Though I did get a really tasty one a few months ago. I think I might go there on my day off Tuesday.

[hbombgraphics]

They make Gyro flavored chips? Why would they do that?

I don't get much more fancy than sour cream and onion chips.

[snipelfritz]

They make Gyro flavored chips? Why would they do that?

Focus group driven pandering bullshit?

I'm a salt and vinegar man, but I'm not a huge fan of kettle cooked chips. I prefer my foods not have the consistency of broken glass, thank you very much.

[Twangasaurus]

They make Gyro flavored chips? Why would they do that?

Focus group driven pandering bullshit?

I'm a salt and vinegar man, but I'm not a huge fan of kettle cooked chips. I prefer my foods not have the consistency of broken glass, thank you very much.

I love kettle cooked chips but pairing them with salt and vinegar means you're just asking to have your mouth ripped up for the next two days. Brutal.

[hbombgraphics]

They make Gyro flavored chips? Why would they do that?

Focus group driven pandering bullshit?

I'm a salt and vinegar man, but I'm not a huge fan of kettle cooked chips. I prefer my foods not have the consistency of broken glass, thank you very much.

I love kettle cooked chips but pairing them with salt and vinegar means you're just asking to have your mouth ripped up for the next two days. Brutal.

yeah, that's the capn crunch of chip combinations

[MarkCult]

Some dude once owed me fifty dollars. I couldnt get in touch with him and he kept ignoring my attempts at contact. One night i ate a spicy curry and got drunk, as I do a lot of the time. The next day I pooped pure lava into a jiffy bag, wrapped it all up in carrrier bags and caught a bus into the city. Luckilly the bags masked the scent. Upon arriving at his front door there was no answer, no supprise! I proceded to unwrap the carrier bags, only to find the envelope had disintegrated. I ended up squeezing the poop tthrough the mailbox like a tube of toothpaste and sticking the remainder of the soggy paper on the door knob.

I never got my 50 rubs, but the cleanup mustve been vile.

Moral of the story is pay up, or bad things will happen.

Sorry for the gross out. I was on a lot of drugs back in those days, but now i feel obsolved of my sin

[whitecapsof]

salt and vinegar is the shit as long as you don't plan on tasting anything else for a few hours

also jalapeno chips are great

[UglyCasanova]

I just learned how 'miscellaneous' is pronounced. I've sort of always read it in my head as Michelangelo-us.

[D.o.S.]

XD

[Chankgeez]

I'm gonna start dropping Robin Guthrie quotes around the forum.

[Inconuucl]

Being a professor (albeit a student professor) made me hate who I was as an undergrad student.

[sonidero]

I've been nice, I've been friends, I've been tolerant but next opossum that comes in esta muerto...

One went violently and one went peacefully...

[ChetMagongalo]

funny enough we've had 3 possums in my new house since moving in. they are cute

[snipelfritz]

Eww, possums are gross. I feel like most of them have a death wish because they're aware of how ugly they are.

[chuckjaywalk]

I think porn is gross and does a lot more damage to society than it is worth. I'm a very liberal, progressive, feminist guy, but I just can't get behind or support pornography and think that we would be better off without it.