Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Strange Tales · Post by **Strange Tales** » Fri May 26, 2017 3:33 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:I'm starting to wonder if my poops are weird.

Probably the Arby's.

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Fri May 26, 2017 3:33 pm

They will be after the Arby's.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Fri May 26, 2017 4:17 pm

snipelfritz wrote:You would rotate on your own center of gravity mass and end up eating your spooge.

Edited for scientific accuracy.

I'm sorry.

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Fri May 26, 2017 4:27 pm

In space you get blue balls unless you orgasum analy...and I'm just gonna come right out and say I hate wiping period blood off toilet seats, there I said it.

imJonWain · Post by **imJonWain** » Fri May 26, 2017 5:15 pm

I remember camping as a kid in some park in Maine and going on a short "adventure" roaming around the woods/small river by our campsite. So I climb up this small waterfall to the top of a like 5 foot cliff, I'm being a kid like fighting invisible ghost pirate ninjas or whatever and I moved some brush to go into the woods again and there was the most gigantic bloody tampon just sitting in the dirt, I ran away. It's probably just cause of my age but I swear it was the size of a soda can.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Fri May 26, 2017 5:20 pm

That sounds like the beginning of a Stephen King book.

BitchPudding · Post by **BitchPudding** » Fri May 26, 2017 7:01 pm

We all float down here?

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Fri May 26, 2017 7:24 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:In space you get blue balls unless you orgasum analy...and I'm just gonna come right out and say I hate wiping period blood off toilet seats, there I said it.

We were all thinking it. As usual, comesect is the only one brave enough to say it.

neonblack · Post by **neonblack** » Fri May 26, 2017 9:10 pm

Oh yeah, 66 pages later and the hiatus is over.

Should the thread die like my second virginity did?

actual · Post by **actual** » Fri May 26, 2017 9:12 pm

I think it should get stickied

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Fri May 26, 2017 9:12 pm

Glad to hear you are doing well...but nope. This thread is important to Soy loving, Arby's eat'in, space jerk offs like me.

Nah jk, if it died I wouldn't care...as long as we have the Arby's thread.

actual · Post by **actual** » Fri May 26, 2017 9:15 pm

$harkToootth wrote:
Nah jk, if it died I wouldn't care...

Wow, I think we found Witt's true alt

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Fri May 26, 2017 9:22 pm

Oh Wittgenstein, I hope he finds whatever it is he is looking for in life...
No disrespect to him but I WOULD NEVER pay what he pays for guitars...ever...
To each their own but one of his Jags is like a quarter of a years' worth of groceries for me.