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Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.





Also when I saw the thread I thought you meant this band broke up...
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imJonWain wrote:
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.
You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?
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I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her. It's like minimal-contact-doin'-it. Probably how astronauts fuck.
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
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I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her. It's like minimal-contact-doin'-it. Probably how astronauts fuck.
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
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Achtane wrote:I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her.
Or did you?

I used to work with a guy who talked about semen a lot. Like A LOT. That was his explanation for how Pearl Jam got their name. Who knows.

Anyway he used to call the stuff 'cock snot.' Which is gross even for this thread.
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Strange Tales wrote:
imJonWain wrote:
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.
You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?
Can confirm. Anime is a great thing. So are figures. Believe it or not, I got laid a few times at the peak of my obsession with these things.

Watching Neon Genesis and LAIN are probably two of my favorite things I have done with my life.
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Pearl Jam is a gross name too.

So when my dick is no longer on hiatus, do I have to change the name of the thread?

You know, next year sometime
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$harkToootth wrote:
Strange Tales wrote:
imJonWain wrote:
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.
You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?
Can confirm. Anime is a great thing. So are figures. Believe it or not, I got laid a few times at the peak of my obsession with these things.

Watching Neon Genesis and LAIN are probably two of my favorite things I have done with my life.
Real talk, NGE is like the easiest way to get laid with anime. Had so many clear cut opportunities in college I didn't pursue because I just wanted to get high and watch anime.
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I hope you don't hate me for this but I watch dubs. They put enough effort in the American voice cast more often than not.

I don't speak Japanese and with that, would totally miss intonation and inflection on the voice.
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Invisible Man wrote:
Achtane wrote:I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her.
Or did you?

I used to work with a guy who talked about semen a lot. Like A LOT. That was his explanation for how Pearl Jam got their name. Who knows.

Anyway he used to call the stuff 'cock snot.' Which is gross even for this thread.
I worked with a guy who either called it "man-naise" or "throat yogurt."
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