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I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Also when I saw the thread I thought you meant this band broke up...
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You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?imJonWain wrote:I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
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I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her. It's like minimal-contact-doin'-it. Probably how astronauts fuck.
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


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I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her. It's like minimal-contact-doin'-it. Probably how astronauts fuck.
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
You know someone has fucked in space. I want to know what it's like.
Or, at least, how do they jerk off? Into the suction toilet thing?
If you came in zero gravity, would it be enough to propel you backwards at any measurable speed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Or did you?Achtane wrote:I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her.
I used to work with a guy who talked about semen a lot. Like A LOT. That was his explanation for how Pearl Jam got their name. Who knows.
Anyway he used to call the stuff 'cock snot.' Which is gross even for this thread.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Can confirm. Anime is a great thing. So are figures. Believe it or not, I got laid a few times at the peak of my obsession with these things.Strange Tales wrote:You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?imJonWain wrote:I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Watching Neon Genesis and LAIN are probably two of my favorite things I have done with my life.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Pearl Jam is a gross name too.
So when my dick is no longer on hiatus, do I have to change the name of the thread?
You know, next year sometime
So when my dick is no longer on hiatus, do I have to change the name of the thread?
You know, next year sometime
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Real talk, NGE is like the easiest way to get laid with anime. Had so many clear cut opportunities in college I didn't pursue because I just wanted to get high and watch anime.$harkToootth wrote:Can confirm. Anime is a great thing. So are figures. Believe it or not, I got laid a few times at the peak of my obsession with these things.Strange Tales wrote:You should try the anime bit. Who cares about how depressing it is when you don't leave your house so no one can judge you?imJonWain wrote:I'll man up and chip in my plus one to this(minus the anime a ~bit) to keep the thread going. Don't think I've actually kissed or even physically touched anyone either in the same time, mostly just getting hamboned and listening to Black Dice.Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Watching Neon Genesis and LAIN are probably two of my favorite things I have done with my life.
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I hope you don't hate me for this but I watch dubs. They put enough effort in the American voice cast more often than not.
I don't speak Japanese and with that, would totally miss intonation and inflection on the voice.
I don't speak Japanese and with that, would totally miss intonation and inflection on the voice.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Ugly Americans was a great show.lordgalvar wrote:[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v55d-F6CYEc[/youtube]
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I worked with a guy who either called it "man-naise" or "throat yogurt."Invisible Man wrote:Or did you?Achtane wrote:I'm sick and my dick isn't working but pure willpower prevailed and I didn't even snot all over her.
I used to work with a guy who talked about semen a lot. Like A LOT. That was his explanation for how Pearl Jam got their name. Who knows.
Anyway he used to call the stuff 'cock snot.' Which is gross even for this thread.
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The blue-veined custard chucker.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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