odontophobia wrote:neonblack wrote:Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt.
I forgot you can meet people in the real world too
THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE.
Don't worry, I'll probably blow it in some ridiculous fashion worthy of this thread. I'm sure based on my tattoos and all black wardrobe, she thought I was cooler than I actually am.
[\selfdeprecation]