The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[Chankgeez]

[Andrew]

I don't know how my online order from the states ended up in Thailand. The fuck?

[Disarm D'arcy]

I woke up with the flu.

[UglyCasanova]

I woke up with the flu.

3 hours of sleep here, starting my last four day home exam of the semester (on feminism in literature) in 45 minutes.

[Jwar]

I woke up with a boner.

So I have an irritating tale.

I've been preparing to sell my home. In the process of doing so, I had to basically shut down Acid Splash Designs, which, let's be real, it wasn't making me much anyway. Still sucks. I sold my laser machine. Lost 20k on the sale because people are fuck headed pieces of shit. Used the money I got to upgrade my home, which has been an ABSOLUTE fucking nightmare. Just the worst.

So we have been trying to put in on the market for like 2 months, but we have soooooooooooooo much stuff it's been impossible. Now we are so close to listing, but we are having second thoughts about moving. After I've spent around 12k for improvements. New carpet, new backsplash, painted kitchen cabinets, entire home painted, all new light fixtures in the restrooms, ceiling fans in every room, new faucets in every bathroom (we had 7 sinks!!!), new landscaping and other things I can't remember. NIGHTMARE. It's a brand new house. Gorgeous!

Here's the problem. We have close to 40k in credit card debt. We literally cannot afford the minimum payments anymore. So we were going to sell our house for a fat profit since we got it on a short sale 4 years ago (like 100k less than it's worth). We'd pay off our CC's, then I'd use the rest of the money or some of it to go into business with my bodybuilding coach.

Now I'm second guessing everything. I'm not even sure how I'm going to make money as a partner. I'm confused and things are as clear as mud. So I'm apprehensive.

We are thinking of getting an equity loan and lower our monthly payments, but then we'll be on the hook after a 10 year period for the balance.

I'm actually pretty close to trying to claim bankruptcy, but I'm not sure how that works...man fuck money.

Fuck it in it's silly bitch ass!!!!

To make things worse, my kids hate me. Not really, but they really don't want to move. They love their school. So I have a moral dilemma on my hands. Happy kids or money? Which is more important? Sigh.

[D.o.S.]

sell the kids for money.

two birds one stone.

[Jwar]

God if only..

[D.o.S.]

in all seriousness dude I don't have any advice but I'm sure you'll figure out what needs to be done.

[Chankgeez]

I don't know how my online order from the states ended up in Thailand. The fuck?

It wanted some Pad Thai?

[Strange Tales]

Well, haven't been able to contact my psychiatrist for 3 weeks, ran out of my meds and life has been fucking terrible lately.

Don't know how this dude is a fucking licensed professional, hopefully my primary care physician will just give me a prescription for them because I hate everything.

[D.o.S.]

In times of stress, I find sometimes turning to Billy Corgi can help.

[UglyCasanova]

[kbit]

First day back on the 9-5 life.
Already counting down the hours.
Mountains of acronyms.

Ugh. Gonna be a rough couple weeks.

[hbombgraphics]

First day back on the 9-5 life.
Already counting down the hours.
Mountains of acronyms.

Ugh. Gonna be a rough couple weeks.

You gotta Love Acronyms

I tried to teach my daughter about FIFO when she got a juice box last week
She does not care about FIFO

40 Minutes dude!

[Strange Tales]

Well my amp head started cutting out. Glad I have a back up.

Now if only I had some sort of guillotine to place my head in.