The Confessions Thread

[goroth]

Why do I keep forgetting how much fun this thread is?

[neonblack]

and somehow the Blood Brothers came up.

[Blunderbus]

I like to listen to Country music....

[D.o.S.]

I'm really bad at lying to myself about not caring about no tracking.

[echoraven]

...I just want to ask her out, have a nice conversation and go further from there...

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned... exercise and get in shape.

Confession: I lost my virginity at 22. Yes 22. Shortly after I started lifting weights; got pretty darn slim and lean. Girls asked me out, got propositions quite frequently. It was at that point I learned women are just as shallow as men, but we are honest about it. They are not. Even after marriage I got hit on.

...until I got fat. Then it stopped. Completely.

Part of me wants to get back into shape; but as a married man I like being invisible to other women. Makes life less complicated.

[neonblack]

I worry that I'm never going to get to use the Traynor I bought to its fullest extent. I gotta play some shows.

[Achtane]

You...you know when you get super blasted drunk but there's still no level of intoxication high enough to keep your conscience from willingly bailing on no-strings-attached sex with a ridiculously cute (sober) 18-year-old friend? Handed to you on a silver platter? Without that even having been your intent?
You know that feeling? No?

That's right.
I'm the only one.
Take my man card. Tuck me in. Let me die.

It was the right decision. Probably.
(it really wasn't, not at all, I give no shits anymore)
You know that phrase, "I could fuck up a wet dream"?
I CAN AND HAVE

[snipelfritz]

I have to have The Weather Channel on in front of me constantly at work, and I'm starting to find it entertaining in a lot of unintended ways.

Also, I'm developing many a crush on numerous female anchors/correspondents.

Same sort of goes for CNN.

[MEC]

I have to have The Weather Channel on in front of me constantly at work, and I'm starting to find it entertaining in a lot of unintended ways.

Also, I'm developing many a crush on numerous female anchors/correspondents.

Same sort of goes for CNN.

You got a job sellin' umbrellas or something?

[snipelfritz]

lol, no, monitoring/researching large commercial realty losses, so watching the weather is a semi-important part of the job.

That said, massive hail and almost tornadoes this last week haven't really given me extra work at all. That's good.

Fortunately, I'll be eligible for signing bonuses by Hurricane season.

[sonidero]

I like to listen to Country music....

That's cool...

I miss EMF...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvYVRv7SQiI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tysd7TrFRKU[/youtube]

What's right for you...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh1aLZwSD-4[/youtube]

Two Basses and what you said it was a lie and and unbelievable...

[Iommic Pope]

Ah, a frill neck.
You must be familiar with our Prime Minister.

[More_Divebombs]

I don't understand Reddit. I feel ancient, as all the young, hip kids are getting all their shit from Reddit now. When I look at Reddit, it looks like someone stood on the internet and then tried to scrape it off the underside of their shoe on the edge of the kerb. It just makes no sense.

I'm cold and there are wolves after me.

[Achtane]

That's pretty much Reddit.
Reddit's like going into the city at night with your friend, yet still feeling totally alone.

[weed_killer]

It was the right decision.

The fact that you had second thoughts and chose to accept them instead of going with it anyways because it's expected says a lot about you as a person. Maybe I'm just as poor an example of a 'man' but I think you made the right decision there.