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UglyCasanova wrote:Great page, you guys

edit: My contribution; GF has no gag-reflex on MDMA. It's pretty awesome.
sex on mdma is pretty awesome. It lasted for a long ass time though.

On gag reflexes btw, if you hold your thumbs hard with the rest of your hands you don't have it. Tried it on a popsicle and it totally works. Spread it to GFs/BFs
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phantasmagorovich wrote:Only had sex on shrooms once, it was nice, but not like sex, really. I mean, the girl was a cowboy and I was...

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resincum wrote:best sex I've had was on acid. wild balls to the wall kind of shit. fucked till the sun rose, but had a soar sack for a while
I unno, the thought of having sex while on acid sort of weirds me out. Never been in a situation where I've had the opportunity though, I won't say no if it comes by :lol:
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Brandsmannen wrote:
UglyCasanova wrote:Great page, you guys

edit: My contribution; GF has no gag-reflex on MDMA. It's pretty awesome.
sex on mdma is pretty awesome. It lasted for a long ass time though.

On gag reflexes btw, if you hold your thumbs hard with the rest of your hands you don't have it. Tried it on a popsicle and it totally works. Spread it to GFs/BFs
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i was just talking about drugs and stuff.

y'all need JESUS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LOUISESEZSES.

(acid, sex was random, mdma was more cuddles than humpins, weed was..... easily distracted? coke was ANGRY, accidentally smoked some pcp one time (MAYBE WARN PEOPLE IF THE JOINT IS WET? MAYBE??), just rubbed one out myself to calm down.)
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behndy wrote:i was just talking about drugs and stuff.

y'all need JESUS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LOUISESEZSES.

(acid, sex was random, mdma was more cuddles than humpins, weed was..... easily distracted? coke was ANGRY, accidentally smoked some pcp one time (MAYBE WARN PEOPLE IF THE JOINT IS WET? MAYBE??), just rubbed one out myself to calm down.)
Come on now...You were talking about not liking weed. I was just trying to show you the light because sex while high is magical. It is one of the reasons there is always weed at our house. I didn't bring up gag reflexes or angry coke sex. Sheesh.
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lol. DAMN HOOLIGANS. TAKING AN INNOCENT PRO WEED MESSAGE AND GOING BUTTS WILD.
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vidret wrote:
Brandsmannen wrote:

On gag reflexes btw, if you hold your thumbs hard with the rest of your hands you don't have it. Tried it on a popsicle and it totally works. Spread it to GFs/BFs
i'm just trying to imagine you doing that with a popsicle. how the fuck did you hold the popsicle? did someone hold it for you? did they slide it in, slowly? did you close your eyes when they put it in your mouth or did you stare deep into their very soul? :animal:
Haha did I get you excited? :lol:

I was with a my grrl before we were a thing and with a few other people and someone spilled this knowledge. Tried it to have empirical evidence of the truth you know
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behndy wrote:lol. DAMN HOOLIGANS. TAKING AN INNOCENT PRO WEED MESSAGE AND GOING BUTTS WILD.
That's me. Totally innocent :erm:
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ThorZ wrote:This thread is awesome.
fixed...
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Best. Thread. EVER.
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You guys have so much street smartness. I have multiple college degrees and I feel silly around you all weirdos :picard:
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:You guys have so much street smartness. I have multiple college degrees and I feel silly around you all weirdos :picard:
Sounds like its time to do more drugs.
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Strange Tales wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:You guys have so much street smartness. I have multiple college degrees and I feel silly around you all weirdos :picard:
Sounds like its time to start doing drugs.
Fixed it for you.
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