And it's funny that apparently the customs officers rummaged through the package. There was tape on one of the wrapped gifts saying "Customs examined" It's one of the things Satan told me to open right away, because it is perishable. So I know there are cigars. I'm going to feel like a fucking boss smoking those, but they probably alerted some guard dog.

But now I wonder if the customs cops went through all of the gifts or if my Satan is someone with an atrocious wrapping game.

Oh man, it teases me so to open that stuff!!
I can't imagine the nerves of steel it takes to have it sitting there for more than one day.