Whoa... Batman! It's BIRD Thread

[$harkToootth]

I like birds.
I know some people here who are knowledgable about birds.
Post birds. Any superlative. Make puns.
We're halfway through 2020 on an forum for boutique pedal builders. This is what we talk about now!
One bird at a time please. 1 bird per post.
I like this guy below about. He's a good guy. He's tough. But he'll lend you 50p for a bag of crisps.

[Chankgeez]

Whoops! Thought it was gonna be about this Bird:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP29Qn00_Nw

(where's our bird smiley?)

[Olin]

Massive dickhead, neighbours are terrified of him ever since he smashed up the fence over a spilled Stella. Bit racist but ethnically ambiguous so no-one knows whether it's okay or not.



Friendly reminder, 1 bird per post please.

[$harkToootth]

You ate his last catfish. He was terribly upset... but he's a mindful bird and acknowledges he is just a witness and observer of his thoughts and feelings. Instead of scolding, he remembers your friendship, and how you've done so much for him in the past. What could be a moment of being quick to anger, is now a moment of tenderness; as after the news of the catfish is relayed, he says, "It's fine."

Friendly reminder, 1 bird per post please.

[Olin]

Ate the catfish, did not acknowledge the patience of his friend, instead just thinks he "got away with it".



Friendly reminder, 1 bird per post please.

[Achtane]

Shoebills are really cool.

Here's my favorite birb ever. The Greater Sage-Grouse. I have a rad Audobon print of them.
Behold its majesty:

Their territory is in danger from pipeline expansion! Save the sage grouse!

[Achtane]

Diederik cuckoo!

[Paul_C]

One of my favourites, this is a Kakapo.

His name is Scirocco.

[UglyCasanova]

We put two bird feeders up in the backyard. I freaking love having breakfast and just looking at them. It's become a veeeery popular spot. The apple tree next to the feeders have 10+ birds in it at any given time. It's a small tree. We have to fill up the feeders every single day now. I am become old, watcher of birds. I approve of this thread!

[Paul_C]

[goroth]

I approve of this thread.

Birds are awesome.

[Blackened Soul]

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[coldbrightsunlight]

Went walking today, saw and heard some curlews (among other birds including tiny adorable grouse chicks)

Good birds

[qersty]

One of my buddies cares for this asshole. They described it as keeping a pair of parrots on crack

[friendship]

What's that, some kinda corvid?