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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:30 am

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:37 am

Me trying to console a friend in a situation where I lack both the EQ and IQ...
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:31 pm

When someone says something nice about you and you're surprised how touched you are by the sentiment...
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby cosmicevan » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:12 pm

my wife when she pauses "say yes to the dress" and asks to hear what I'm listening to...

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby ibarakishi » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:06 am

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby ibarakishi » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:08 am

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby ibarakishi » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:15 am

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:13 pm

So willy Wankoff or won't he?
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:23 am

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby ibarakishi » Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:03 am

when you plot how to assassinate your boss, only to realise that you work for yourself and have been for the past 10 years, and thus are your own boss, making things get meta really fast:

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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby Blackened Soul » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:46 pm

I was watching a movie a week ago [can't remember what it was] but they used Soy Boy in a sentence.. It made me think of this thread and that this world is growing more buttheaded every day.
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Fri May 01, 2020 3:25 am

a real movie? Oh lordy what has the world come to :lol:
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby Jwar » Fri May 01, 2020 3:33 pm

Some guy on Facebook called me a beta male the other day. Does that qualify me for “soy boy” status?
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Fri May 01, 2020 4:39 pm

I think that makes you a soylet boylent for the 21st century ya
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Re: Willy Wankoff And The Sheriff Of Soy Boy City

Postby ibarakishi » Sat May 02, 2020 6:45 am

2020 so far:

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