Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

[Big Mon]

[comesect2.0]

I cross my legs in certain company, yes. And it's hard not to grin, when your ship comes in...and you've got the stock market beat...but a man that's worth while.....is a man who can smile......when his pants aren't too tight in the seat.
I raise my glass that surely someone spit in to cheers, to champagne wishes and caviar dreams dear sir.

[Big Mon]

"who da fuck wanna be an MC if you can't get paid to be a fuckin' MC?"

[BetterOffShred]

I'm so unfancy I actually bought that first ODB record when it came out.. I guess I could have been unfancier and stole it...

[Ghost Hip]

Fancy in the streets, dead in the sheets. (single and minglin in your late 20's is exhausting)

[Chankgeez]

You tell me! I don't think I can make those fancy ASSessments of myself.

[dubkitty]

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[Jwar]

Man, I'm the least fancy dude alive. LOL. I wear t-shirts and sweat pants or workout shorts 90% of the time. Regardless of the situation too. hahaha. I have zero swagger or whatever. I do like fancy coffee but I drink it black or with minimal anything in it. So, I'm not even fancy in that regard.

[calfzilla]

Fancy meter has dropped into the negative after having a child.

[Jwar]

Fancy meter has dropped into the negative after having a child.

Girl you just lying to yourself. You were probably never fancy. Kids can make you fancier. Ask my daughters when they paint my nails. Wait....

[dubkitty]

i'm the total antithesis of fancy. i dress in jeans, band t-shirts, and trainers (at 61! apparently i look a decade younger ), drive a decade-old Camry that's dinged up to hell and gone, shave maybe three times a week, and haven't had my hair trimmed since 2015.

[BetterOffShred]

3 times a week.. man the razor burn!

Camry = pro

[goroth]

I am a mixture of fancy and bogan.

I'm not a fancy bogan though.

[popvulture]

u frosty bb

[Big Mon]

I live in Alabama and drink wine from a box. Last night, I heated up a ham and cheese croissant and the instructions say to wrap it in a paper towel. And it was one of those instances where I couldn't discern cheese from paper, which is to say, I may have eaten paper. I didn't care.