ILF TINDER BIOS

[fcknoise]

Now I don't really need one right now, but I always find it fun to appear to be an idiot on tinder and see how it works. Together I'm sure we can think of some really stupid ones. I'll start with an actual one i had:



I thought this one was pretty stupid and its up for grabs if you need it:
"my ex left me because i pee'd in the shower so i guess i'll start off by saying i'm looking for someone realistic about this shit"

And because it's established that the type of girls who go for me are harry potter fans:
"damn gurl, you are griFINEdor, mind if i slytherin your DMs?"

[UglyCasanova]

Haha, you're single.

[fcknoise]

Haha, you're single.

Or am I???

[UglyCasanova]

[popvulture]

That profile didn't produce a stanknado?

[BetterOffShred]

The one that netted me my lovely girlfriend who I am going to marry is something along the lines of
"I don't have white sunglasses
I don't drive a lowered Volkswagen
I don't have a ski boat with speakers
I have a wonderful son
I believe in science
I read books"

It works

[goroth]

How’s that profile treating you Nils?

[gnomethrone]

Mine would be:

(づ｡◕‿◕｡)づ
I eat the booty

[goroth]

[BitchPudding]

"True bypass or GTFO."

[JonnyAngle]

[Achtane]

Is ass-eating really as popular as rap lyrics would have you believe?
I'm up for a lot of weird stuff, but I've somehow never had the desire to lick a butthole.

[BetterOffShred]

Is ass-eating really as popular as rap lyrics would have you believe?
I'm up for a lot of weird stuff, but I've somehow never had the desire to lick a butthole.

For real. I like eating the other side and things go in there..

I've never had a woman ask me to toss a salad. Just saying.

[gnomethrone]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Generational maybe? I guess it was kinda risqué when I was a young lad but everybody I talk to in their early 20's these days is like "Yeah, I eat butt".

[Jwar]

If I sign up for Tinder does that mean I get to bang my ILF bros? Cause...I’m in if that’s the case.