by $harkToootth » Tue May 30, 2017 1:42 pm
As the unofficial moderator, someone from NJ AND having been to Europe many times, Skander, I can assure you Strange Tales is in no way spoiled...even when it comes to fast food. European fast food is a different world. Like one or two letter grades above ours.
At my last job everyone decided to get BK a for lunch one day because of absurd coupons. We all hung out in a room that had literally no ventilation...that room still smells like pure methane and I think the walls have morphed. Kind of like when a cow barn explodes.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please